story time

Id like to try to make a story and each poster gets 5 words each.
this is really fun and ive done it on other forums.

THE RULES:
-no double posting
-no more, no less then 5 words each
-no posting anything else besides your 5 words

Ill start it off:

Once upon a time a

 

gay thread was made by you. THE END.

 

a boy wants to kill himself

 

Shut you big mouth. Iight?

 

I ate my own ass

 

the three legged rhinoceraus fell down a flight of stairs. he flipped 4 times and landed with his mouth on another man's cock. thankfully the balls didn't touch

 

We are a lawless godless people, you should've known we wouldn't play by your rules sir

 

five fukn words mothafukr @ShipTheFlip

 

I just pooped fruit loops

 

@isar yo mom a hoe

 

One time I ate a bunch of shrooms with a friend on the beach and he threw a cigarette on the ground and said "Today is the day we find out that sand is the most flammable substance on earth..." so I, playing along, took off running for my life. Somewhere along my journey I managed to turn backwards and in my mind the only way out of the situation was a backflip. I was nearly 300 pounds at the time and landed straight on the top of my head

 

thought I was alone

 

sell gold to me now

 

Bumping this thread because I laughed out load in class reading this for the 2nd time.

Also +1 post count

 

@Panda looks like fresh yogurt

 

@King looks like old yogurt

 

Welcome back cow milker friend

 

Cow milker ?


Do I wanna know.

 

Gona go milk myself, good night.