SERIOUSLY *Does anyone remEMBer DORITO

<Just asking.... tell me what you think!>.

 

I remember lots of fat jokes about him in the IRC...

--Hitman

 

i remember, someone posing to b him .. but the poser is banned now cause i caught him

 

That wasn't that long ago.. at all.. I don't get the point of this.

 

<SERIOUSLY *This thread blows>.

 

Headline:

DORITO IS DEAD

Sythe taco eater found dead in 3 story Taco Bell



New York City, New York - At approximately 11:45 pm last night, police found Dorito of Sythe fame inside a Taco Bell with several burritos in his hands. Cheeze E., a drive-thru cashier, walked in the sitting area to find Dorito crawling on the floor.

"At first, I thought he was dying. I had then realized he was picking up crumbs from tacos he had eaten," Cheeze E. said.

Cheeze E. then returned to his normal position at the drive-thru. Approximately one hour later, he walked in once again to find him on the floor (again).

"This time, there was vomit around his face and he was motionless on the floor," he stated.

He immediately called an ambulance. 3 minutes later, they arrived. The medics had tried to revive him. After trying mouth-to-mouth precipitation and failing, Dorito was pronounced dead at the scene.

An autopsy will be scheduled for tomorrow.

UPDATE: The autopsy has finished and the toxicology reports are in. It seems he has died of drowning in his own vomit.

At the time of death, Dorito was 44 years, 4 months, 4 days, 4 hours, 4 minutes old. He was 4'3'' and weighed 674 lbs (this includes the 19 burritos he was holding at the time of death). His family is currently scheduling the funeral services. They hope to book a Taco Bell, where they will bury him in a coffin shaped like a giant taco wrapper.

/\ Reporting, M.C. Loving

 

I remember Dorito.
He tried to take my chocolate and touch my pickle.

 

The question is, Who doesn't remember Dorito.

 

He is still on here isnt he?

Lasted logged in yesterday.

 

If you've been here for over a year you know OF him
as for knowing him.. around a year also.

Yes I remember him. We frequent had discussions on IRC

 

Did he really? I seen few posts of him

 

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