Baths, friend or foe?

Jesus christ, i'm now dreading going into the bath. I mean, usually I love having a nice relaxing bath, playing with my ball sack. But lately as soon as I get into the bath, I begin to feel faint/light headed or however you feel fit to describe it.

But today.

Just around 2 hours ago, I was merely scrubbing my face when I felt the urge to be sick, I suddenly raced up, slipped in the process, fell out of the bath and at such a velocity I ended up smacking my head off the sink.

I was lying there, for perhaps 30 minutes, bare-arse naked with my dick out unconscious. My mum eventually came in and revived my naked self body.

Some horrible shit.

 

I too believe it to be a foe... ever since Uncle Benny bathed with me and washed me in that bath... it just haunts me to bath... but my parents let him bathe me

 

foe, + if its making u weel bad then its too hot.

 

Friend, your mom got to see what she created.

 

thats what you get if you wank to hard... slow down next time

 

Hot water+ masturbation isn't too good, you could faint and die...

But showers are the leet, because theres plenty of room to stand up and clog the drain and drown standing up.

 

Rofl, I didn't masterbate. Masterbating in the bath is bad, as the semen turns to a glue like substance.

 

Friend.

I love a relaxing bath.

 

Friend, although I dont take 'bath's' I do have a hot tub in my house, and after playing hockey, or skateboarding its the most amazing thing in the world. And you should not be that embarrased, it's your mom, and she created you.

 

i love hte bath it is so relaxing, shit always happens.

 

Been there, done that.

Many a time.

 

Don't wank while you bathe! The semen will clog up your dick and your wanker will blow up!

 

Thanks for the enthralling anecdote.

It made me feel really quite filthy.

 

And we wouldn't want our "wanker" to blow now would we.

 

probably not a good idea to wank in the bath, considering the bath would have already raised your body temperature above the normal, then the matsurbation raises it even further = high chance of passing out.

 

I don't understand people's sudden fixation on me masturbating in the bath. I didn't in the first place, I was just giving an example of what I like to do to my balls, which is give them a little tickle.

Is that so wrong!

 

Well, Most likely you should see a doctor if it happens again, and like i said before. Take a colder bath next time.

 

Friend, it's relaxing, but I never take the time for it...
I always shower

 

Who in their right mind likes tickling their balls more than masturbating?

 

I never said I preferred tickling my balls to masturbation. Read moar.