Lol Wut

Chuck is going bald. When I told him Vaseline would grow hair back he said, "No way, if that were true I'd have a pony tail growing out of my ass by now."

 

lmao, I like that one

 

Chuck Norris' friends call him Bull. Not that the man's tough; he just fucks cows on the weekends.

 

Chuck Norris holds the world record for the biggest gaping asshole. He achieved this by voluntarily checking himself into the Mississippi State Penitentiary and purposely dropping the soap in the shower. His ass saw more black dick than a KFC urinal. Guided tours into Chuck Norris' ass are now available for a nominal fee.

 

Oh dear.

Did you mean ' Chuck Norris' '?

 

lmao oooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddddddddd
timetotototototototot siiiiiiiccccckkkkkk Chuck Norris on his aaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I'm just copy and pasting from another site. I'm paying no attention to the grammar, at all.

 

duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
owned!!!! On gunzzzzz!!! Oh shhhhhheeeeeeeeeee

 

Ownage!

 

If i do shit liek make fun of retards then it was teh gangstar raps fault.

 

Boo.

 

Merrrrrrrrrrge!

 

One time, Chuck Norris threatened to roundhouse kick Shredder, so Shredder just banned him
















from existence

 

Editing Is Fun!1!!!1!!!

 

Haha, yeah I saw this a while ago..

I think it's more of a collectors item than anything.

 

I really think it's more of a scam? The first time I looked at it, I didn't notice anything strange, then when I saw it fucking 10 more times ( Comedy Central always airs it ) I actually payed attention. They're selling Liberian Money, and saying it very quickly so that if you aren't paying attention, you would think that the U.S government made these and never circulated them.

I looked this up on google,
http://dceiver.********.com/2008/07/latest-in-crass-911-collectibles.html

EDIT:
dceiver dot bl0gsp0t dot com

 

Er no, it is a collectors item since you cant actually use it in the stores..ner

 

i bought 6

 

Penis.

 

not uh