Lol Wut

Hehe nice.

 

Chuck Norris has no friends on Myspace. Not Even Tom.

 

Lmfao. nice one

 

Chuck Norris was once trapped in a paper bag for 3 days.

 

Chuck Norris has 2 speeds. Hard and harder. He uses these when making love to other men.

 

talk about spamming!, I think ur one of the best spammers lolz

 

The leading causes of death in the United States are Heart Disease, Cancer, and AIDS. Chuck Norris has all three.

 

holy fakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
ownedownedownedownedowned

 

Chuck norris doesn't only have all three But he also has prastate cancer!

 

Chuck Norris tried to round-house kick me in the face once, but he’s really old, so I moved out of the way and he fell to the ground and just kind of laid there.

 

Richard Simmons once told Chuck Norris to quit acting like such a fag.

 

Chuck Norris always insists that he's joking when he sniggers in his camp voice, "I'm going outside to have a fag, and then I'm going to have a cigarette." But we all know he's not joking.

 

Chuck Norris bet on Poland in both World Wars.

 

Chuck Norris also has Tourrets, Which is bad
Like this guy

 

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. He runs inside to his quilt at the first sign of a chill.

 

If Chuck Norris were gay, his name would be... oh wait.

 

Chuck norris roundshouse kicks the cows and that's how he gets his own meat for dinner

 

Yer whats with the khat????
And ahhh you gotta admit that Bruce Lee would easily be tonnes better more godly and cooler then chuck norris.
And to clear up any shits Law from the Tekken games is totaly based on Bruce Lee.
MOUNTAIN DEW CAN MAKE YOUR BALLS SHRINK.

 

Chuck Norris' burps smell like semen.

 

When chuck norris does push-ups, He doesn't push him self up, He pushes the earth down