Candora Is Confused!

Mmkay, I'm very new to Steam and see all these people selling "# Digit" steam account!@!!@!!@@!!!@@!!!one. So I've got a few questions, and since I had no idea where to put this, the spam section seemed amazing.

1.) Is the "Steam ID" the account name?
2.) Whats the benefit of having a low digit ID?
3.) Wtf is the ID?
4.) Where can I see what my ID is?

Thanks

 

1.) Is the "Steam ID" the account name? Penis
2.) Whats the benefit of having a low digit ID? Vagina
3.) Wtf is the ID? Tits
4.) Where can I see what my ID is? Balls

 

no wai.

 

Can I get a serious answer?

 

1.) Is the "Steam ID" the account name? Penis
2.) Whats the benefit of having a low digit ID? Vagina
3.) Wtf is the ID? Tits
4.) Where can I see what my ID is? Balls

 

*sigh*

 

One, two, buckle my shoe.

 

three four knock on the door

 

five six, nix dix chix

 

Thats funny what p00p3r said.
Iunno wtf steam is.
All I can say is yes, you are very confused.