A few conclusions about IE

<BillGates> "So guys, what's the plan to fuck the end user this time?"
<IEguy1> "Well, we plan on implimenting a way for IE8 to fuck itself over and run 5 iexplorer.exe processes when the application is only run once to eat up more memory"
<IEguy2> "We've also got a way for it to crash on laod for XP SP2 users, so they are forced to buy vista to use it"
<BillGates> "Excellent, keep me up to date in the FTEU department" (Fuck The End User)

Nick | Eat your Pandas not our Whales | REST IN PEACE STAN | says:
Imagine the code commenting
Mat says:
ahahaha
Nick | Eat your Pandas not our Whales | REST IN PEACE STAN | says:
//this function simply eats up half your RAM
//this here is the function to disable tab selecting
Mat says:
"// this here is used to fuck over all users with XP for some epic lulz <3 Billy"

Nick | Eat your Pandas not our Whales | REST IN PEACE STAN | says:
Wait, Ie is that crap, they probably have Mcnuggetman as head programmer
Mat says:
ahahahaha
and soccertj as GUI designer
Nick | Eat your Pandas not our Whales | REST IN PEACE STAN | says:
And Iamaminer as customer service
Mat says:
*pictures iamaminer approaching bill gates* "FUCKING HELL I THINK HE DELETED THE INTERNET!!!"
Nick | Eat your Pandas not our Whales | REST IN PEACE STAN | says:
hahahahaha
Bill: That's an great idea 'miner, An Iexplorer Image proccess that automatically deletes itself



Just some lulz between myself and Osmosis

 

It's true. Try it for yourself if you want (I wouldn't exactly recommend it though).

 

Here's the whole convo. I'm green, Mat's Black.





[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]PROTIP: Do not install the IE8 beta[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]hahahaha[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]crap?[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]worse[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]microsoft...[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]ehh[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]should have known[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]do they charge per tab now?[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]ahaha[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]or is it just a flat fee of $1 per page you open[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]unlimited tabs of course, as they're such a giving company[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]i installed it to see how it renders pages and how i'd have to change my coding, so like, i install it... have to reboot... i load it up, and it crashes... so i load it again, crashes again, so i reinstall it... reboot... load it up, it crashes.... i managed to get past the crash by renaming a toolbar object, but it doesn't do anything other then that... so i tyr to uninstall it, and IE8, in a raging fit, decides to erase all my startmenu shortcuts... so i uninstall it, it says i have to reboot now or later, i hit later, and it instantly reboots...[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]and here's x9 as usual being an IE fanboy trying to tell me how great it is[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]hahahaha[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]tell him and Bill to go play fish[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]or something[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]It just amazes me how they consistently manage to make such a hack job of IE[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]i know...[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]you'd think there'd be a limit to how much fail a browser can contain[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]wait there[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]there is*[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]they've spread it over three browsers now[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]because it exceeds that limit[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]IE6, IE7 and IE8[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]Pretty much, each consecutive one just seemed to be a even worsely agumented version of the other[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]D:[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]By expanding on ideas, they obviously seem to want to make each component of the browser (somehow) worse[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]ahaha[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]it's exponential growth in the Fail sector[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]they probably sit in a room for a 'meeting' that goes something like this: <BillGates> "So guys, what's the plan to fuck the end user this time?" <IEguy1> "Well, we plan on implimenting a way for IE8 to fuck itself over and run 5 iexplorer.exe processes when the application is only run once to eat up more memory" <IEguy2> "We've also got a way for it to crash on laod for XP SP2 users, so they are forced to buy vista to use it" <BillGates> "Excellent, keep me up to date in the FTEU department" (Fuck The End User)[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]hahahahahahah![/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]I bet bill would do a great "Exccccceeeellent" as well (Mr Burns)[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]XD[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]Imagine the code commenting[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]ahahaha[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]//this function simply eats up half your RAM //this here is the function to disable tab selecting[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]"// this here is used to fuck over all users with XP for some epic lulz <3 Billy"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]ahahaha[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]lols[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]post this on sythe[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]and get some more feedback[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]and we'll laught at mcnuggetman who will blindely agree with anything you tell him[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]lol[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]x9 and cruel are bitching at me[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]stupid IE fanboys[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]Wait, Ie is that crap, they probably have Mcnuggetman as head programmer[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]ahahahaha[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]and soccertj as GUI designer[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]And Iamaminer as customer service[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]ahaha[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]charging $100 p/min[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]that was epic[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot][/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]without IE; everything seems epic[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]*pictures iamaminer approaching bill gates* "FUCKING HELL I THINK HE DELETED THE INTERNET!!!"[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]hahahahaha[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]Bill: That's an great idea 'miner, An Iexplorer Image proccess that automatically deletes itself[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]AHAHAHA[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]have a salary raise with all the customer service money you've been rauting out of end users with the "Please Hold why we waste your money" Scam[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]XD[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]anyway[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]I better get back to decyphering my teachers marking code[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]ok[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]enjoy[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]Thanks[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Nick[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]post that shit up for the unnanimous (uneducated by 90% of users) vote that IE == Fail[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]




[FONT=&quot]Mat[/FONT]



[FONT=&quot]*notices that x9 would insta-delete it*[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

 

I was not 'saying how great IE8 is'. I was simply stating that it's AN EARLY BETA and the final product should not be judged at the moment. Also, I've had none of the problems that TDD has had. He somehow refuses to consider the possibility that it's HIS PC - not IE8 - that is to blame.

 

IE8 = Root of All Evil.
TDD's computer != Root of All Evil.

 

TDD, you must consider its a BETA..
Also its Microsoft what can you expect.

 

Safari 3 Beta 1 was more stable than IE8 Beta.

Firefox 3 Alpha 1 was more stable than IE8 Beta.

I come to the conclusion that IE8 Beta is not stable - as TDD has experienced - x9 I have a fresh install of Windows Vista, fully updated.

 

I seriously don't get everybodys problem with IE

 

IE is faggotry. Its the most "sharp" program out their. Like you know when you first install a program and the design, layout, and colors are all perfect, it just feels smooth. IE is neither of the three. It feels like I'm running a DOS program that is still in the early stages of being attached to a gooey. You guys know what I mean. Like Firefox is smooth, photoshop is smooth if your not an idiot, and windows XP is smooth.

From what I've heard, I'm not even considering installing IE8B on my computer. Maybe on the schools computer as the default browser and overwrite IE7. Teachers be like "My internet is a virus." "I can't upload emails" "Wut tha fucks?"

 

Keywords:

Virus, javascript, loopholes, faggotry, stability, exploitation, shit.

 

Well, I never used IE=\ opera is my way

 

Hahahahahahah that's a fucking hilarious conversation. I NEVER bother installing Microsoft products till at least Beta 3 or the full release (and even then I ask myself what I'm doing).