Well my girlfriend

she broke up with me for some other dude named "jose", and i just find this out today,i came up to her after school and gave her a kiss and then she says im sorry,i was like for what,and then "jose" comes over and pushes me and says back off,i wanted to beat the shit outa him but i just left,what should i do?

 

Did the girl even tell you why she broke up with you?? Man thats harsh..If i were you and you really loved her or liked her alot then call her every night and try and talk to her, give her flowers, beat the shit out of jose...

Edit: Shes hott too man...get her back.

 

Hidden Weapon of Choice, VIA:

Switch Blade, Revolver, or the nearest hard thing that will kill him. Your choice he life, he be messing with your territory whoop him up.

 

A good rule of thumb is not to go out with girls who cheat on you.

Yeah holmes den we smoke da crak rite yo yo yo ice dizzle up in the hizzle.

Fuck off you wannabe gangster.

 

Just talk to her dude....just give her a call and ask her to explain

 

Dude i think that pic is fake,no offense you look 11 or something, it's just not right...

 

*cough* chloroform rape *cough*

 

dude shut your mouth... how would you like it if i said your mom looks like a walrus who needs a shit...exactly you wouldnt so stop taking the piss out of his girlfriend and actually help him! besides just because your jealous that he can get a gf...

 

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"Hi, I'm 13 and got my first girlfriend last week -- she is so dirty, one time she kissed me on the mouth! I feel obliged to cover up for everyone else who may or may not have a girlfriend, lest anyone think that I am inexperienced in the ways of the woman! Oh, nothing could be further from the truth! I saw a leg once, and I love porn!"

 

Jose is a Mexican name.

It is part of the Mexican way of life to "take what you can get" which is why they come here. Now you see, it plays into even your highschool life etc..

They see an opportunity to take her, and they will. It is not racist, its the truth. Its the way they are raised.

 

That sucks really bad, let her explain and talk to her, then "talk" to jose

 

It wasn't meant to be. If she cheated on you with him, she evidently wasn't thinking about you enough before she made that decision.
If she cared about you enough, she would have thought it through, and realized what she was doing was wrong.
It seems as if you're looking for a long-distance relationship and she is not. Getting back together with her will only cause excessive amounts of stress and irritation, for she will most likely pull the same shit again.
"There's more fish in the sea."

 

Don't go out with a girl that does that to you, plain and simple.

Btw, I hate mexicans. Stupid Jose lol. But blame the girl, because she should have told Jose that she wasn't available )

Taking his life will make her hate you more, but since she is a cheater, kill the lil noob =O

~Lawl.

 

"Talking" to Jose will do nothing, since he really doesn't care what you have to say. He's going after your girl, and the most senseless thing to do would be to try and reason with him. If he shoved you before he told you to back off, you know he's the fighting type. He had to have thought about whether to shove you or not, and he was down to fight you if that's what the result came to be.
I wouldn't care for either one of them.

If you give Jose shit, your X will not appreciate it, because she cares about this Jose guy. The best thing is to let her alone, so she thinks about what she did to you. Apologizing to her and sucking up to her like these other people are saying will get you no where. You do not want to feel bad for what SHE did to YOU. She will realize it eventually what her loss was, once you are with someone who makes you happy and will not do the same shit to you.

 

ditch her and get a subscription to a porn site. cheaper and more fun =D

 

Guess why "Talk" was in quotes, moron. Reaper was pulling some internet tough guy shit.

Also, OP is a tool, look at him

 

That picture explains it all.

 

No shit, moron. You'd think if it wasn't in quotes he'd be meaning it literally...? Maybe that is why I also put it in quotes within my paragraph? You really had the urge to pull off a smart-ass comment like that, and try to start a flame war, eh?

 

Thanks Darby XD ( for future reference "talking", in the sense I used it meant like beat the shit out of )

 

Just when you get a chance, punch him in the face like in Back to the Future. Then he will see your true power and be your slave forever and he can mow the lawn for you, do some gardening, and even dust the house for you.

Naw JK

If he just walked out of nowhere and just pushed you and said back off, then hes the type of person who acts cool, just for the sake of impressing her. Just find his weakness, simple as that aka take his hw. Just do well in school or something and move on. Theres plenty of other girls.