I broke my...

wow.
why not do it onto a couch or something...
if i felt the urge to "belly flop" onto my boner.
i would simply stop, and hit myself in the head a few times,
(the one on my shoulders?) until that thought went away. fucking ridiculous.

 

Wow, i didnt know it was long enough to touch the ground with all that fat you got.

 

I had to go to the doctors yesterday and my hot doctor once again had to feel and stroke my penis and she said that it is healing right and within a week it will be fully healed. I was very embarrassed, though, when my doctor gave one stroke of my penis and I got an instant boner. Then, she took off her bra and shirt and I titty fucked her. =]

jk bout last part, but all of the rest is true

 

I don't care about what you did. Its just the stupid way you did it.

If you're so embarassed about having a hot doctor, I'm sure you can compensate and we'll send Cruel in to do the rest.

 

This needs to be infracted.

1. You can't break your penis.
2. We don't care.

ffs.

 

You're an idiot. Who the hell is he going to make himself look stupid in front of? Internet people? Right.

He's obviously just looking for attention.

 

If you said you had raped the doctor, I would of believed you..but since you didn't it's definitely a lie.

 

COMPLETE RIP OF ZYPUR:

Boddah, you fail so I hard I can't explain it in words...

 

He's probably telling the truth but I really don't see why anyone would want to do that.

 

I remember an episode of Drew Carey where that happened to Drew

 

Well. That's mighty unfortunate although probably untrue.

Fortunately, during my 18 short years of life, the only bones I've broken were fingers and that was from a fight, then accidently rebreaking it by hitting it on a table a few weeks later, then I broke another finger when I punched the wall a few times due to anger

 

I can not believe how stupid this guy is.
He belly flops onto a hard ground. Didn't you think before you did it?
And why would you want to embarrass yourself so much to post it on sythe?

 

I didn't even read any other post on this thread other than the first one...so if it's like his, not my fault?

 

that sucks