Official Jokes Thread

The bucket, unfortunately.

 

why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side
ahahahahahahah

 

Some funny jokes, some real stupid ones...

 

Whats funnier then a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown suit.

/win

 

hahaha some really good ones here

Your mom is so ugly i couldn't put her in my joke

[/pwnt]

 

/FAIL

 

i made that joke up about 4 months ago

what do you call a black man in front a shed?

ancient tools


ohhhhh lmao..

 

I don't get it??

 

okay ummm ur mums so fat... dora couldnt explore her
haha okay this one i want noone to get offended soo beware
your so dumb u jumped of a boat.... and missed the water

[edit] your so dumb u jumped of a boat and missed the water
ur mums so black she axidently got shipped of to india as oil

 

some pretty classy jokes thank you

 

lol ...

 

Sex>Midgets.

 

youtube.com - the biggest joke :/

 

so,

There is a cucumber, a pickle and a penis talking about their lives. The cucumber start to complain how when he gets big fat and juicy he gets sliced up and throwen on a salad. Then the pickles has a go, trying to convince them that his life is the worst, he say, when i get big fat and juicy i get spices throwen on my and stuck in a jar. The penis is all like, you guys are dumbasses, my life is the worst, when i get big fat and juicy i get a bag throwen over my head, get locked in a dark room and hit against the walls till i throw up.

Lol, its funny if you get it, if you are a kid go away....

Lol

 

Story of my life D:

 

lol, with guys rite?

 

Why did the polish sea scouts sink?
cause their tent wouldnt float on water!

 

whats black, white and [red, read] all over?


























































































a skunk in a blender lolololol

 

.... ha..

 

happy b day