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I broke my...
  1. Unread #21 - Feb 25, 2008 at 8:10 PM
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    dude thats really funny
     
  3. Unread #22 - Feb 25, 2008 at 9:33 PM
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    I broke my...

    Yea man that happened to me ... but then i smacked the doctor in the face with it....
    not...
     
  5. Unread #23 - Feb 25, 2008 at 9:56 PM
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    I broke my...

    lol you guys know he's bullshitting...
     
  7. Unread #24 - Feb 25, 2008 at 10:25 PM
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    No, it actually happened. What kind of fool would lie to publically make themselves look stupid? He obviously broke his penis-bone.
     
  9. Unread #25 - Feb 25, 2008 at 10:26 PM
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    lol i cant really remember what movie it was from but im sure it was from one of the American Pie movies that the guy broke his dick and he had a cast on it. :p
     
  11. Unread #26 - Feb 25, 2008 at 10:59 PM
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    Eternal Viagra Yay!!!!!
     
  13. Unread #27 - Feb 25, 2008 at 11:40 PM
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    I broke my...

    You can break your penis, not in the actual sense of breaking though like bones. If its filled with blood and you were to do something stupid like that, the blood wouldn't be able to escape from the penis quick enough. One causing a lot of pain...two rupturing the vessels that hold the blood.
     
  15. Unread #28 - Feb 26, 2008 at 5:32 AM
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    I broke my...

    for those who don't believe me...I would take of pic of my dick and show you except its of my dick and would be considered porn...
    But, I can tell you, that my dick looks normal, but bends off to the left slightly (because its broken).

    Overall, there were two good things that came of this: my hot doctor was stroking my penis and she said that my penis was quite large for my age. =]
     
  17. Unread #29 - Feb 26, 2008 at 5:34 AM
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    wow arent u smart
     
  19. Unread #30 - Feb 26, 2008 at 11:12 AM
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    thats funny but disturbing... thanks for the advice.
     
  21. Unread #31 - Feb 26, 2008 at 1:18 PM
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    Something like that comedy film where that guy eats loads of Viagra and falls out the window?
     
  23. Unread #32 - Feb 26, 2008 at 1:55 PM
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    Fake, attention whore.
     
  25. Unread #33 - Feb 26, 2008 at 2:10 PM
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    And you Wanted to Share this with us because?
     
  27. Unread #34 - Feb 26, 2008 at 5:15 PM
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    http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2382.html

    :)
     
  29. Unread #35 - Feb 26, 2008 at 5:21 PM
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    I broke my...

    were u his doctor?? :O :O :O
    lol jk
     
  31. Unread #36 - Feb 26, 2008 at 6:37 PM
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    I broke my...

    i was lol'ing at this thread. omg if there was a contest for best sythe thread ever this would be it its so hilarious! :)
     
  33. Unread #37 - Feb 26, 2008 at 7:01 PM
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    I broke my...

    Yea, i guess you're right... Good luck with the penis man, you'll need it.
     
  35. Unread #38 - Feb 26, 2008 at 10:33 PM
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    lols win
     
  37. Unread #39 - Feb 26, 2008 at 10:55 PM
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    I broke my...

    i have the stitches to proove, cock pushups do break your penis.

    p.s. im addicted to ass
     
  39. Unread #40 - Feb 27, 2008 at 1:15 AM
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    I broke my...

    You can't break it but you can dislocate it.
    Its common when males roll out of bed and land on their morning glory.
    Remember this.
    If you hear a loud crack as your penis is pushed towards your thigh area, followed closely by a shocking burning / stabbing type pain.
    DO NOT TOUCH IT!

    On topic.
    What kind of moron belly-flops onto an errection?
     
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