Strange pet habits!

My cat likes to lick shit =/

 

wtf is it with animals and shit...
gtfo my thread!

 

i have 1 gender confused dong name hershey...he is a brown chijuajuah hope i spelled that right.she humps my cats that are both males.and my dong is a male.he likes co think he is a cat by umping off my bed and try to run up the curtains to jump onto my fan..he usually fails lolz.my cats i think they fart silently when only i am around lolz hey stink like hell.my cats like to run in complete circles for about 3 minutes straight then stop and hiss.they are retarded lolz

 

my cat says miow

 

My dog ( female) humps my cat ( female)

I didn't teach it anything *_-

 

My dog is scared of nearly everything, mostly afraid of water. She is only like 30cm long, and 7 years old.

Though, she snores LOUDLY at night, gets hick-ups often, sneezez, farts constantly, lays on her back sometimes when she sleeps with her legs stretched out on either side, gets over excited and walks into walls, attempts to attack dogs much larger than her.

I dunno is most dogs do this, but it's just funny the way she snores, as loud as a human snores sometimes.

- Phatmat.

 

when my dog eats grass. When she does her business, the poo wont come out, only like half out, so my dog gets all freaky, and tries to shake it off. When that doesnt work, she runs into my room ant shows it to me. smelly dog :-(

 

I got a dog, that likes to shit in the living room while we're eating.

Oh, and the other 2 like to pee on people when they smell bad.

 

My dog does alot of strange things. She can throw Frisbees herself, eats horse shit, and rolls around on her back on my shoe.

 

haha my dogs scared of goin on walks she will only go on walks with mum an she hates fences if she sees one shell walk around an around till she finds away thru cos one time i took her for a walk an she ran into an electric fence
that explains why she hates walkin with me
an my cats will walk through one door around to the other door an sit there until we let them in when they just went outside

 

my dog likes to watch tv, he sit in a chair and watch the tv for hours and if u wanna pull him down he gets angry and grrrrrrrrrrrr us all

 

mine jacked off till it bled.

 

Haha, thats one TV obsessed dog. We gave our dog a chicken bone once, with a bit of chicken left on it, and if anyone went within 5m of her she would growl furiously. We ended up needing to get a broom to get the bone off her (it was getting very dark outside by this time).

That was the first, and last time, she ate a chicken from the bone

- Phatmat.

 

WTF is with all the poop/humping stuff? Its called bestiality...