Rap Battles - Official Thread

Okay, this one sucks i just write something

I bet you are a lil fat twat trying to rap,
but you suck come here i will give u a bitch slap.
my rhymes arent tight actually they suck
Just like you do on my cock.
So shut the fuck up tryin to dissin
but im sittin on my laptop at the toilet and im pissin,
Almost shittin, oh crap, sorry im quittin.. TBH i got a shitload comin on

 

I'd love to draw this to an end,
you know that you can't contend, spilling rhymes,
sweeter than any machine will vend.
You're a fucking ganster, you're gonna bitch slap my ass,
you're lyrics is like your exams wich you could not pass.
I'd say quit while you're ahead, but i shouldn't lie.
sit back, and watch my lyrics fly on by.
I could've stopped the rap right there,
but letting you off easy wouldn't be fair,
would you like to bring in politics? Tony Blair?
When you come back, or is it an if,
just know when you do, i'll leave you on the cliff,
of not knowing weather im going to push,
Now you look silly, sit down. and just Shh.

 

BC is back, Stop Jacking, pull up your pants and run
Time to rip up your shit and end the fun
When I entered this thread I thought I smelled fear,
But you just pissede your pants, you nearly got to the exit, you were so near
Who are you to act like you can rap
If you even try to attempt it again, you're gonna get a well needed slap
You let no one off easy, If thats your so called best
You're fucked, just choke like all the rest

 

What kind of queer ass thug would want a name like that?
BC got some flow, but his rhymes are wack.

Let me paint this picture for you, put a tack up on the method.
To use my skills against the weak, it will be over in a second.

Stressing for number one is easy, when you spitting flames to prove it.
After taking in all this flow, your balance is gone, ya might as well just lose it.

I've choked up all these battles, and put an end to future fames.
They should give me a profession, for all the battles that i've tamed.

Time to rest my stats, and put an end to your attempt.
Because there was melody, but bad flow, like the hit musical "RENT"

The sky's the limit, but for you, it's fallen.
For I'm still number one, all-day, straight ballin.

 

This is for young murda...


listen murda my burns will leave a mark, so you beeter get that deep clean facial cream to reduce the scars. These intense bars coming with more flavor than a pack of sweet tarts. I got yo sweet heart sucking my dick better than a freak whore i got off freak mart. But i couldn't keep her class, i told her she had a fat ass and we needed to fuck to burn the calories to reduce her expanding ass. here's a fun fact that proves your a bitch, 99%of the women you tried to sleep with said you had no dick. you little prick try not to produce so much estrigen that makes you even more of a bitch. quit ryming gay bars and stop going to them too, it's really sad that the white boys even more gangster than you. eat a pack of skittles and tast the rainbow, it will get the sperm flavor out of you mouth faster than buba spanked you. but you've always been known to get a quick feel, thats why you deliberatly drop the soap again! again! to get a quick deal!! so I don't think murda fits you cuz you don't have a click, mean time i be riding around your streets with a 9 strapt to my hip. peace man the white boy just burned you so please forgive and don't reminisce.

P.S. I've only been rapping for two months, and yes I am white

 

listen murda my burns will leave a mark, so you beeter get that deep clean facial cream to reduce the scars. These intense bars coming with more flavor than a pack of sweet tarts. I got yo sweet heart sucking my dick better than a freak whore i got off freak mart. But i couldn't keep her class, i told her she had a fat ass and we needed to fuck to burn the calories to reduce her expanding ass. here's a fun fact that proves your a bitch, 99%of the women you tried to sleep with said you had no dick. you little prick try not to produce so much estrigen that makes you even more of a bitch. quit ryming gay bars and stop going to them too, it's really sad that the white boys even more gangster than you. eat a pack of skittles and tast the rainbow, it will get the sperm flavor out of you mouth faster than buba spanked you. but you've always been known to get a quick feel, thats why you deliberatly drop the soap again! again! to get a quick deal!! so I don't think murda fits you cuz you don't have a click, mean time i be riding around your streets with a 9 strapt to my hip. peace man the white boy just burned you so please forgive and don't reminisce.

P.S. I've only been rapping for two months, and yes I am white[/QUOTE]

 

lol how the heck do u lot rap jjust typing thats harder than singin it lol

 

Hey yo trusted angel go to hell
You forgot to bust a rhyme up so I might as well-
teach you how this shits done, its all for fun
i got a million other rhymes and u got none.
You betta go to school, cause this shit aint cool
the thread says make a f-kin rap up not to act a fool
So ready here i go
I rule you blow
now I'm gonna bust this joint and rake up some dough
fa sho, ho.

 

You niggas can consider yourself doomed
Gonna get a beatin worse than you assumed
Hidin this 1337 thread in the dark and gloom
RIP I'm puttin this shit in its tomb

Never thought you'd see Swibb
Shootin rhymes like a 44 through your ribs
Lay you little babies down in your cribs
fillin out yo rhymes like a fuckin mad-lib

cuz none of them make sense
ima out rhyme yo ass at any expense
and have you readin my lyrics with suspense
omfg totally 1337 i gotz 99 defence




15 year old white male living in the sub-urbs... believe it or not

 

This kid slingin' verbs, they basic~n~untrue
Face~it~n~construe, ya ain't~shit~but~a~dumb~newb
My Chips stack~like~towers, Audi tracks~on~ya~flowers
You easy prey, like a dime bitch tryin'a mack~on~Austin~Powers

Kid's burstin' with bullshit, Swibb's a fiction writer~fo~sho
Talkin' bout guns and niggas when his ass is whiter~than~snow!
Is he a fighter~for~dough? Hell no! Swibb's parents~pay~the~bills
This clown's diggin' holes to escape me, he got carrot~cake~for~grills!!


Line 2: Construe = to understand
Line 3: I drive an Audi
Line 6: He said he was a white boy from the suburbs
Line 8: Rabbits dig holes + they love carrots, he's tryin' to be black but failing

Btw Swibb, don't take any offence from my battle, you're alright man.

 

R2Pleasent your rhymes arent pleasing,
try and battle me youll surely end up wheezing,
Took yo mom to the amusement park, left her all quesy
Then headed back to my crib in murdered out ZZ.
I got another one, and its inside peanut butter outside jelly
My car got a six pack yours has a beer belly
But dont get me wrong im in the club gettin tipsy
Or im on Runescape hittin 30 on you with my whipsy
While I got this chick under desk,
She says hold on lemme take a rest
I say go ahead cause I am the best

Lol worst rap ever?

 

It's alright, I don't take none
I've been pissed of since you scammed me son
Hearing all your excuses is like a shitty re-run
Guess you didn't hear Swibb is never outdone

Cuz in 6 months, I'll be here still
Waitin for you to hand over my 30 mill...
Or send me back my one hundred dollar bill
Or maybe my cash is somewhere in Brazil...

Fuck the mail man, stealin my cash
Just so he can get fuck drunk off his ass
Or go to night school so he can graduate bottom of his class
And go back to his apartment full of shit and trash
So you hearin the extent of my thrash?

By now you must agree
I'm the dopest emcee
You niggas will bow down before my decree
Cuz none of you have the skills to defeat me


Yea I understand the mail got lost... but I'm still extremely pissed...

 

Yo R2p
take a look and see
this rap battle isn't poetry

Try making up something else
ur body Oder smells
this is going in the books cuz I'm winning it well

Line X: rabbits dont give a shit

 

Oh shit Dime's got some mad words,
But I'm first, you're not second, but third.
I haven't rapped in a really long time,
My raps are like dollars, not a cheap ass dime.

I came to Sythe to get some PINs
but I never released my scammer within.
Trying to be legit and trusted, did a lot of MM's,
and from my raps, you can see I'm an Asian Eminem.

Omg, DDsed that guy, he could not see,
nobody on here selling Full Addy (G) =[
I bought a 125 Main from a guy called Zim Lin,
but wtf, I got on, IT HAD A BANK PIN!

I like to cast spells and own noobs, omg,
R2P is selling a phat for 195M plus 50 USD!
I have full dragon, a zerk, and a whip,
pking some noobs listening to Fat Lip.

But I don't like Runescape, I don't play,
What's the point of playing something that's gay?
I like Sythe for it's community and members,
when you see rap, my name better be remembered.

I have a few posts, not 0, the least,
don't think I spam, like SlaveoftheBeast,
I like to play Counter-Strike, on the program Steam,
Lulz, I just stole 90M off Shredderbeam.


LULZ I'm retarded.

 

It would take alot of work to scam a bitch, who can't ryme
go back to school and try to learn some tight lines
quit the oxy cotton it be slowin your brain
when you hear my rymes you be goin insane
you aint dope and you sure as hell aint beatin me
cuz I'm a sick emcee and I rip the beat with consistancy
I'm blazing you and I'm the one who stole the mail from you
but to bad your queer ass didn't have any cash...
all I found was a free gay porn pass
and a letter from buba sayin he still wants to tap that ass
so quit ryming your gay bars and stop going to them too
It's clear I'm more of an emcee than you
so get yo shit straight then get yo fuckin click straight
I'm tired of rapping with bitches who can't fuckin see straight
when I'm rolling through your city streets with a glock strapt
anyone who talks shit will get fuckin knocked back
bitch slapped to the floor real fuckin quick
I knock out any bitch who tries to step to this
so just remember who this is and please don't forget to write some tight lines that contradict the poetry I spit.


Calm down swibb it's all fun and games... but seriously write me back a rap.

 

Um, Bored FTW.
Time To Pwn You Cats. Teehee ^^

Ayo ^^
Rap For Rap Rapper.
Brap For Brap Brapper.
R2'S Mom's a big fat fucking slapper.

Oooh, OLD SKWL

 

Not a true insult R2.
I just thought it sound cool to dis the richest on here i think.

 

Look at Hurricane, he thinks he's an old skool rapper from the coast
Yet he'll go cry to his mummy when he gets an infraction for that double post^
Just 2 lines, i ain't wastin' more time with your rhymes
See my lines? There's like an eienstine in my mind
But you'll find, yourself wishin' you never stepped to me
So you can pack up your verse and admit that I'm the best emcee
This is a runescape forum, I'm always asking myself wtf am I doin'
Always checkin' the bottom of the thread to see how many kids is viewing
Constantly dropping lines, never run out cause my mind is infinite
Click this thread to post in it, lucky theres no line limit
No one has kicked a freestyle, every single post was planned
No wonder half you are banned, you probably went out and scammed
Started of sayin' "I'm a gangster, I can't rap but i'm posting so people can see me"
Turned out to be a bit greedy, and stole some little kids GP
Don't start dissin' R2 just cause he's got a business and some money
You wonder how your mum affords her shit? His baby is growin' in her tummy
He didn't fuck up, he's just to rich to go buy a rubber
Don't try to suck up, he'll call you a bitch and go fuck your mother
See I didn't use the words 'Gats' or 'guns' and my verse turned out alright
Fuck this shit, I'm bored of schooling you kids for the night.

 

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Your a Jew

 

lol this is fun reading