Guide On how to RWT in RuneScape

Yeah, that got your attention. Now shut up and listen


Due to the vast number of fuckwits that are currently clogging up this site with their bullshit ideas on how to trade mils again I thought I'd do a guide on how to break the current system. For some of you it may be a little bit complicated as it requires 'thought' and 'effort' (ask your mom or check out dictionary.com if you don't know what those words mean) but I really think the general quality of posting and possibility of finding a way will go up if you take the time to read and apply all of these pointers.

1 - Learn the game, study it, research it.
Find out how it works, find out how it functions, become one with its intricacies and systems. Imagine, just for a second, that it has been put together by people who do it for a living and who don't want you to mils trade. Of particular note you should read all the items posted by Jagex on how they stopped mils trading. Not to go 'oh, I wonder if thats broken' but more to see if they already thought of the idea you put 1 seconds thought into and stopped it at the first jump.

2 - Read the forums.
See if anyone else has tried your idea before and how well it worked. Use the mystic power of the 'search' button. If you don't know what a search button is then look at the top right quater of your screen as you read this. If you still don't know what it is then use google. If you still don't know what it is then eat your PC.
Once found see how well the past attempts at using your idea have worked. Was it a partial success? A total fail? Something that did work but then got patched? (A good marker of an idea not worth following is multiple replies of 'YOU FUCKING IDIOT! THATS TOTALLY STUPID AND WAS THE FIRST TIME IT GOT POSTED UP HERE. IT DOES -NOT- WORK!)

3 - Try out your idea
Instead of posting up your idea going 'oooh, this might work. Stand in Lumbridge, type 'ompalumpah' a thousand times and then trade a hedgehog for a buttfuck' actually go and see if it works. This way you will know if it works and thus if it worth posting. You may get more positive results if you try this. Its a radical and complicated idea for some of you but actually giving it a go may take your theory from the theoretical to the actual, and in the process filter out all the fail.


So, to recap, before posting any ideas on how to get around the RWT changes always:
1 - know how the game works so you know your idea isn't already filled of fail
2 - check the forum to see if your idea has already been tried and failed
3 - actually try out your idea in RuneScape so that you know 100% that it has no fail to it and is instead full of win

I assure you, following these 3 steps will avoid flaming from others, impress your fellow forum users, make that cute chick in the year above you finally suck your dick for a month, reduce the build up of carbon in the atmosphere, and stop me (and the others being fucked off by your noobtard behaviour and pointless postings) constantly wishing brain cancer on you.

So please, just once, try the 3 step approach to breaking the RWT blocks.

 

first wrong section 2nd that was a waste of time typing it 3rd what was the point in posting it?

 

1 - yeah, and the people who need to read it really follow the section rules

2 - at least i've tried to cut down the crap being posted

3 - to try and stop people posting up 'oooh, sell a phat to a shop and then buy it for 1gp to rwt' cobblers again and again and again

 

You just said that your trying to cut down the crap , but look what you just posted more of it ....

 

Yea i agree with everyone lol..... But hey at least you tried

 

Thankyou Jebus!! Seriously I think Haggislite actually knows what he's talking bout.

I mean I've seen more threads then I can count saying "OMFG New RWT Method" that are really half assed pieces of crap that either dont work or have more risk then giving a chinese hooker a pair of scissors when shes giving you a *******!

Try and find a method that works? Awesome please do! but for god sake make it worth our fukin time!

 

chinese hooker a pair of scissors when shes giving you a *******!

Did i miss something lol

 

lol wtf was that all about

 

idk but i want in ?

 

Wow I didn't know sythe had a filter!!!!

I love analogies dont mind me

ANYWAY back to the topic; we all know and love chinese hookers im sure

 

chinese hookers are FTW !

 

agreed!

 

dude u sound like a freakin teacher u cant tell us to shut up bitch

 

I didn't tell people to "shut up bitch", I simply suggested that they don't post up horsecrap ideas which a) show no understanding of the basics of the game, b) have already been posted up and proven wrong a hundred times before, and c) they have not tested.

If you want to post up garbage then, please, go ahead and do so.

 

He has a point; most methods are bollocks.

Y dont we have an official RWT thread where people can post up their findings / theories so people serious about finding a method can get the info, test it and report back to sythe?

SURELY it would be better then "OMG new RWT method 100% works (Untested but My mate of a mate of a friend of my dad said it works every time!)

Ideas?