Official Jokes Thread

David Beckham is celebrating; "43 days, 43 days!" he shouts happilly.

Posh asks him why hes celebrating. He answers

"Well Honey, I've done this jigsaw in only 43 days."

"And that's good?" asks Posh.

"You bet Hon" says David."It says 3 to 6 years on the box."

Hehe ^.^

 

My wife, being unhappy with my mood swings,

bought me one of those mood rings so that she could monitor my mood.

We discovered that, when I am in a good mood,

it turns green and, when I am in a bad mood,

it leaves a big f'ing red mark on her forehead.

Lol

 

Madeleine McCann Joke below!!!!!








What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and Pope?

The Pope died a virgin.

 

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says, "F off! You won't bring it back."

 

One day a kid was in class and the teacher is talking about evolution.

The kids like "i believe in god and i dont want to talk about this"

so the teacher is like "look out the window"

so he does and the teacher says "do you see god?"

he says "no" and she says "thats because he doesn't exist."

the kid then says "class, look at the teacher, do you see her brain?"

they say "no"

"thats because it doesn't exist."

 

What do two gay guys do with glow in the dark condoms?

They play starwars!!

 

Yo momma is so fat - when she layd down on the beach greenpeace came to roll her back into see , because they thought she was a walrus

 

crank that mum ...

 

LOL. PWNT.

 

ur mum so dum she got run ova a parked car rofl

 

haha all the jokes are funny

 

Two WONGS doesn't make a WHITE

 

lmao at ur sig
you so dumb u fall up the stairs and defie gravity

 

Dey Tuk Ourrrrr Jeebs

 

lmao dude.... im against racism and i laughed my head off. Ure good.

 

yo mommas so fat when she pushed "up" in an elavator it went down.

 

what did the 5 gay guys in a hot tub say when a condom floated to the top?

who farted?

 

that made me lol like * 10

 

Your mom is so fat when she jumps in the air she gets stuck

 

Whats the diffence between a bucket o' shit, and a black person??