Rap Battles - Official Thread

God Damn I hate rapping,But I'll do it cuz' i'm bored,
Sittin' at my computer, half asleep, almost snored.
So i'll finish up this rap before all hell falls outta line,
Merry christmas to all,its my beddy bye time....

(snoooore) (Snoore) Zzzzzzzzzz

 

I never said rapping online is cool,
But I assured you that its not hard fool.

I repeat once again, go kill yourself,
OR I can kill you, your ryhmes are defenceless.

Your not my Idle maybe in your dreams,
I am sure your also Queen of queens.

You see, I am the real god of GODS,
I have powers can takeover your bod.

I could make you walk off a bridge,
Sadly your mom is clinged to you bitch.

I don't love her, but she gives good brain,
HAve my penis running through your mom like a train.

She is hot and real nasty freak,
She has some of the best buns and cheeks.

 

Jaamal, your rhymes are to short, they need to be extended
I'll have you BOTH murdered before this verse has ended
Buns and Cheeks, you're a shit rapper and everyone can tell
Use battlin' online against us? You're fuckin' posting here aswell
Jaamal usin' mum jokes tryna act all tough and big
The smartest thing you ever did was put that quote in your sig
Buns and cheeks, i didn't wanna be the one who's tellin' you
Your flows like Jaamal's sex game, terrible
But everythings kool with me, you can just forfeit if you like
Your bitch ass better drop again, i'll be checking in tonight

 

ryan your rap about jamaal was pretty gay shit
if you rapped that shit outside youd get hit..
dont bother replying ur messin wit a pimp
he'll whoop yo ass coz yo just a wimp
u been postin here all night
thinkin u doin all right
but my rap fucks yours to hell
if i tried mine could sell

fuck thats shit =\

 

Yo Sunsta
I just infracted you like a punch to the bit /ouch
Your Shitty Sig
Is way to big /ouch

/infracts (warning )

 

^^watch out, it's the signature police...

 

man i just got infracted im pretty mad
im punching my chair pretty bad
its releasing the anger thats in my viens
i wouldnt of been infracted if i used my brains..

not literaly just thought it was a good rhyme =]

 

hey sunsta you think your raps are so smart,
by the looks of it you copied it off walmart,[oooooh]
cool you think your all good moderatin sigs
i gotta tell you something it doesnt make you big
m.m.maybe your momma told your all fly
but your actin all stupid like a foolish guy

[no offence peace ]

 

Listen up punk, your rhymes are atrocious,
just like your name, come on midnight potion?
Cools doin his job, your not which is fucked,
because all your faamilys cocks are unsucked,
get back to work you dads awaiting,
"quick bend over son so we can start mating"
here take this as a tip midnight potion,
spit instead of swallowin daddys dick lotion.

 

Hahahahahahahhahaha

" here take this as a tip midnight potion,
spit instead of swallowin daddys dick lotion."

That is the biggest /win i'v seen in awhile.

 

ok,

so jamaal and buns and cheeks.

your rating teamed up still equals ===WEAK==.

buns doesnt know any better

but jamaal you should know

yall are baby tramps im like your mom a true pro.

only difference is i aint fukin dik

your moma thinks its medicated. she sucks it when shes sick.

and as for ryan yeah you did good.

but suburban rhymes just dont sound hood.

everyone else im commin back with a vengeance

bow down to me now and pay your repentance.

-phoenix halfbreed-

 

LMAO YOU GUYS ALL SUCK..

If You Think You're Good? "Nub" It's Cool.. Winning Is Easy, I Won This Duel.. You All Will Be "Jackin' Balls" Like Poor School Teachers @ Public School..
So On Fire.. Touch Me.. It's A Saying Test.. But Look Your Going To Be Praying Next.. While I'm Spraying Objects.. Never The "King Of The Board" As If He's Playing Chess!

.. Fall Back!!

 

PrahSpekt, you're joking, your rhymes are mad played
As a matter of fact, i'd give it the title 'Fail of the day'
Your post was confusing, you need a better style
On this act of murder, you won't even get a trial
But i gotta go now, i was only just checking in
So i'll talk to you later, i'll let Jaamal get @ him

 

should get freestyles or something in a ventrilo or teamspeak i got a ventrilo but its only a 10 slot anyone else got one i know in irc theres this thing called freestyle friday its quiet funny buncha kids trying to rap... just and idea any others like how it sounds?

 

Freestyle Friday is mad.

If you wanna freestyle battle someone, just do it over msn >_>

i guess people listening in would be pretty kool though.

 

Lol Ryan.. Okay..

*Pushes Back In Grave*

Yo..

I'll Beat Kids Down, And Look @ You.. It's Embarrassing..
This Dude Will Get "Cut" And I'm Not Talkin About Clarity..
On Diamonds.. Ryan Your Behind Us.. This Is TimeLiss..
Cause He Couldn't Be On My Level.. If We Could Rewind This..
This Should Be A Crime B.. Loook @ The Time See?
Didn't Take Long .. Cause Your Rhymes Are Behind Me..
Last Bar.. Look This Dude.. He Should Be Fuckin Bluffin..
This One Bar Here Made All Ur Shit Look Like Nothin..


Edit:.. Ready To Die..
He's Sad.. He Wants To Go Hide His Head..
I'll Put "Ry, In" Without Frying The Bread!
..
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--JewelzCe
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..

 

Beat kids down? Like your daddy beat you?
whyd you step up? we all know your a fool,
you rap and talk shit about everyone behind you,
which isnt a change, your used to guys pushin your poo. (lolololol)
im not hatin homos, i aint homophobic,
i dont give a shit that you suck so much dick
so take your weak rhymes and fuck off PrahSpeKt,
coz we dont want our cocks sucked man what'd you expect?

 

Lulz, That wasnt even good,
Everybody hates you in your neighbourhood.
Shut the fuck up, your mum is a hoe'
At the nights i come crawling out ur sisters windo'
Yeah i know u think this rap rock
You even offered to suck my cock.
___

i Hate Jagex i that rhyme was tight, but i think you wouldnt handle a fight.
Come to my room, and open tha door.
and you will chair in ur face and you will fall down to tha floor.
me and my friends are playing with hello kitty toys,
And we all like boys.
BIIIIAAAAAATCH!

 

Wtf I Just Dissed Myself?

 

Hate jagex, your rhymes r a joke
do you listen to folk?
0h i know the deal, you havin a smoke?
so, you like to talk about boys in your little shit raps
im gettin pretty bored and i need to take a crap but i can rap
its somethin that you cant do, ill even proove it to you
man i will rap you out
ill beat you to the floor
you are really poor because your mom is whore

you need somethin to eat? ill feed it to you
you want my rhymes, go eat some poo
look, my rhymes are valuable and youres are worth nothin
dude you moms gettin tired, tell her to stop fuckin
if she dont stop, she will surely drop dead
itsi okay cuz she cant even give head
good night good night, im tired of rappin and crappin, so im goin to bed

hate jagex, dont take my rhymes syreously its just a joke
and i apoligize in advance if you took this offensivly