Buying Cruel Quotes Pack!!!

Hey cruel, would u post/or sell me your cruel quotes lol. they are ub3r funny

 

i dont get it..

 

hmm, it's on my other comp
I'll have to post later. And I gotta add more
only like 30 right now

 

Cruel likes his girls how he likes his whisky. 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

 

I bet gamerware scammed cruel, hence teh banhammer.
DON'T SCAM KIDDIES :'(.

 

Coke and whiskey don't complement each other at all. Ask for it in any bar, and you'll get some odd looks. :/

 

Tru' dat' nig.

You cant mix darks with lights

Coke is a dark, whiskey (can be dark) but is usually light.

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11027439/Whisky_Original_Scotch_Blended_Glen_Mavis.jpg

 

lulz I r posting this lulz on meh iPod touch

 

Should've called it iPod molest

 

Hmmm.. That gives me an idea I might send to apple.

The brand new "Cruelpod".

Features:
-Special design for the discrete viewing of gay child porn.
-Vibrator function.
-Shaped like a big piece of candy to attract children.
-Small speaker to be able to mimic the sound of an icecream truck, or to be able to play good night children songs.

I'll think of you when I'm rich Cruel Send you a free Cruelpod.

 

Lol @ the Cruelpod

 

Mayb he ment rum?

 

wow cruelpod.... too bad christmas is over :'(, santa won't bring me one now.

 

what about a shakaka quote?!

"If theres grass on the field, play. If theres not, flip em over and play in the mud."

 

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that's fuckin my line you little shit.

 

mine's better you little anal dweller.

 

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I reported your slut of a mother who is really your cousin, yet you managed to have children with her.