Rap Battles - Official Thread

lol i think you fucked the horse with no remorse
when you ryme you have stupid ass remarks
i battle with my heart but for start you need to keep it parked
i tag for sure, you just sit hit on the computer tryin to lure
you lure cause you cant make money any other way
ill load a bowl and smoke a pound of hay
you never get pussy but one day you may
i dont even know why im rhymin right now
probably cause im feelin to clown
yeah i heard about your mom, she gets around
i hit that, shit was worth it pound for pound
your girl will take a few drinks and stuble around
ill fuck her like the last, not takin my time, just gettin down
i think you are done so put ur mic up
when your balls drop come back to me, chump

 

Yo, my balls dropped, right in your mum mouth
I'ma school this bitch, thats what i'm all about
You don't smoke shit, bitch, quit spitting lies
Your shit fell off after you spoke on runescape in your rhymes
Your names says shit, you shoulda covered it up with a cough
Stay bombin? Fuck it, i'll just piss bin laden off

 

Hey Ryan, yo, let me introduce myself
I'ma mutha fuckin rappa, about to take da court
Bitch you don know me, but I'm da shit
Representin l-ville, with my mutha fuckin clique

Your rhymes are shit, you know dat son?
I'ma turn-up some rhymes, while you show me none
He thinks hes got what it takes, to be da best in dis game
Yet all he's lookin fo, is the mutha fuckin fame

 

Wow me going aganist ryan just isn't fair
He says his balls dropped, but don't even have hair.
Your to young to battle in this thread man
Your a mod, but I'm still the champion
This guy really thinks hes cool
But hes gay and goes to a all boy school
Ryan take my advice quit trying to rap
You sound like eminem on a lot of crack.

 

everyone grab your glasses of water -

the phoenix halfbreed has just been pronounced your father-
these niggas on here think they on the real?

fuckin eachothers asses wasnt part of the deal
this is a rap battle!

imma spit my fire so buckle yo saddles.


uhhn....yo......


the phoenix halfbreed equals me!

yall dont equal half of me

it goes the same for my anatomy ===============[)

this room has a stench of computer gangsters

this is just a room full of poser pranksters.

you all spit weak

i couldnt catch yo small words with my phoenix beak.

but if its a challeneg you seek
welcome to your fate

ill be the one to send you to the pearly gate.

youll go out like pac and biggie

except yall aint legends (EXCEPT IN YOUR SIGGY's)

its been long enough ive kept quiet

my words inspire, theve been known to cause riots

honestly i dont need an opponent

i rap against myself, cuz others lack the component

jamaal ryan and the rest of the brady bunch

get at me, you hungry for rhymes-ill feed em to ya like lunch.

 

nice songs, some are makin me laugh

 

ey, stop rippin on ryan, hes got tight ass skilz
ur a young peice a shit sittin, watchin the wiggles
wanna talk balls, i bet urz so small they dont jiggle
go make something of your self, u fattass nerd
dont sit on you comp all day like an old peice of turd
u aint no match f0 me boy, cant u see boy
u probly live in the streats cuz ur rhymes aint got beats
i bet yo cryin cuz you just got beet!

-Zaw

tht was junk, doin HW at the same time lolz

 

He says he gonna feed us rhymes for lunch,
But his lyrics are gay, got no punch.

Ya, you really don't need an opponent
Because you would get killed instantly in 1 moment.

you say you kept quiet for way to long,
But nobody wants to hear you except for your mom.

Go back to wherever you came from,
My guess is those ghetto slums.

I hope your not makeing a career outta rapping,
Because oppuruntiy is not at your door tapping.

Your just a sad pathetic thing,
Your trying to fly, but I clipped your wings.

You say we are only famous in our sigs,
But I never even seen you on sythe.

Your not a pheonix, your just a pigeon,
And I could eat you like some fried chicken.

Wow, this guy calls himslef the phoenix halfbreed,
Gayest name ever, he eats cum as bird seed.

 

Jaamal flatika sharifa Smith

your rhymes have humour, but they all are myths
youre rhymes are stanky, worse than yo mamas armpits

you tried to break me down- you just got me pissed.

like R kelly i pissed on this drama

pissed on yo karma

then i pissed on ya mama

heh, with my flow i got braggin rights

i spit so hard it knocks you out and wakes you up on nights

your rhymes are sloppy, spittin with you is droolin ya damn slob

rappin aint yo thang, so dont quit ya day job

see, thing is... i got half a mind to linch you.

the other half just wants to be cool and kick it withcu.

being born half black gave me an advantage

for you its been rough i can see you need a bandage.

you say you clipped my wings-

you only clip coupons to buy yo-self thongs and things

you dont see? that your as generic as they come?

i may have came from a slum but i aitn never been no bum.

i dont respect what you do so you can rhyme.

broke ass suckin dick for internet time.
when i battle- some say im committin a crime

ill have you split down the middle, so we could see yo true colors shine

you think your hard battling these mexicans, and white boys

but what you need to get you off is you and only yo choice.
......................................
jaamal flatika sharifa smith

this aint childs play anymore. this is a Legend your dealin with.

 

phoenix_wannabreed

aiight nigga you ready? im bout to hit da mic
ya i heard about ya sista a straight up dike
you try to hit up sythe cuz u cant rap in real life
nigga u a pussy i say lets go u pull out a knife
nigga u cant fight with fists u get punked by ur wife!
now you try to talk about i make out wit white girls and how they ugly
nigga thats because u cant talk to no girls cuz u a pussy ass nigga and u fugly
the only things u good at is playing video games and sucking dicks
o ya and playing with ur ugly little freinds (the spicks)
but never once have u talked to chicks

so nigga now you know dont mess with tha OG NIGGA BEAST yo
cuz ill throw ya on tha ground and make ya girl say ooohhhhh!

 

OG NIGGA BEAST

yeah thats my brother.

i dont see how me and this ugly nigga came from the same mother.

i cant talk to girls?

you get a girl about as often as a clam makes a pearl.

i do play video juegos but u got me twisted you the 1 suckin these juevos.

my friends maybe mexican but at least theyre intelligent.

your friends are all retarded they got their cerebullems bent.

you aint even hit puberty yet

im suprised you could type we no u cant talk with no teeth and your grandpa accent.


go get some dentures your gappy and gummy

you like dicks you think theyre yummy.

you cant pleasure a female with a 2 inch dick

your last girl said it was like fucking the flat side of a brick( smooth and without feeling)

 

Nigga Now U Fired Up The Og_nigga_beast

Stupid White Trash Combacks Should Be Easy
But That Stupid Shit Was Plain Old Cheezy
U Wanna Talk Shit Then Lets Go
Ill Fuck U Up Throw U On The Flow
I May Have Said That Line In My Otha Ryme But This Time Its Fo Reallz
Nigga Im Tha Future Nfl Star
But On The Side Ill Still Be Layin Back Killin U Wit Every Bar
Every Week Ill Have A New Car
And What Will You Have A New Box Layin On Tha Tar?
Nigga This Time I Killed You By Far
Dont Eva Talk About How I Got Messed Up Teeth
O Ya And Ur Freinds Aint Smart
They're Stupid Ass Mexicans Who Try To Say They're The Chief
Nigga U Wanna Fuck Around U Got Beef?
Nigga Ill Crack You Like A Dead Leaf
Same With Ya Teeth



Now You Got The Og Nigga Beast Mad
And How You Cant Talk To Girls Dats Pretty Bad

 

lol

this is silly, the devil has awakened me- got the whole room chilly

you think you gon be a NFL STAR?

you think you gonna have a new car?

you wont live that long even if the imossible happened.

youll be in gay porn, sailor boy im the captain.

yeah you pretty fast and you like to run

but on your free time you like a hamburger your the meat between the bun.

the buns being the men fuckin you in the ass and the mouth

i thought you knew me an knew what i was about.

you havent been good, you think you gonna meet santa

like him i would beat your ass a few states down to atlanta


youre a child im a man

dont have to worry bout me whoopin yo ass no more

soon ill be movin to japan

until that tiem comes

if you feel its your mouth you need to run

you better think twice

you spit pellets- i spit bullets cuz im more G i own a gun.

so take these words of advice my bastard son

dont mess with a man who's every line has a pun.

 

so since u wanna run away
say u can get me the next day
i guess i can wait a whilt to make cry
make u wanna die
nigga u need to become less mic shy
every bar of yours is a lie
nigga u like dat wht boii in tht 1 movie the only action u get is humping a pie
now go ahead run from the computer go and play with ur guy
heres a few bucks hoe ~BYE~

nigga this shit is done
the battle is won
maybe next time you'll think about messin with a loaded gun

 

who's runnin'

im standin in place.

its you whos backs been turned.

you know better than to look me in the face.

You talkin bout american pie

that movie was the only action you ever seen, u cant lie.


you pull out your tweezers and masterbate

your small- im sorry thats your fate

ontop of that you aint even human they sent you in a crate

you prolly do a trick if i gave u a banana

you think youre a thug monkey when u wear a bandana

your weak. your a loser and all before thirteen

your the ugly child we call you mr bean.

retarded ass nigga

youre luck you didnt give me a reason to pull mah trigga.

 

What the fuck, its not child's play anymore?
You copied off chucky, and thats worse then before.

I was thinking of leaving this thread,
Because, like you all my competetion is dead.

You popped up, straight outta nowhere,
You think people like your raps, but nobody cares.

I see you are having a hard time insulting me,
You said you wanted to kick it with a real G.

To badd, I still can't get over your name,
If you commit suicide, I will be blamed.

For clowning, roasting and hurting your feelings.
Your the windex bird whose flying into ceilings.

Or maybe you flew into a clear window,
And you did it on purpose, because you loved my flow.

I was the one who endangered your species,
Left you with fucking gayass pheonix_halfbreeds.

Keep going aganist me and get killed and slaughtered,
I have your mom in a cage, yes I caught her.
She is moaning crying waiting for her daughter,
You have to beat me to save her, you know you can't why bother.

 

Jaamal step off you rolling with the big boys
Real crimes, real shit, not kiddie toys
Yeah your a G, Your E-Hard
Your fate was sealed as soon as you press this thread, you retard
I'm at the top of the food chain, Your the animal shit
Your an insignificant micro-organism, step off before you get lit
I brought about rap,
Don't disgrace the art, with that piece of crap
You came in hopeful, you'll leave crying
The day I lose a rap battle, is the day i'm dieing

 

The_Phoenix_HalfBreed
It's obvious you can't read
When you pressed the enter thread button
You wanted to feast on noobs that can't rap with glutton
Instead you made a fool of yourself
Your rhymes look like random words from your book shelf
You see the look in my eyes, I'm a phenom
I will destroy you, your a nerd living in your mothers basement speaking klingon
So the next time you wanna try to rap, think about it, and don't do it
The stuff you write is just plain shit.

 

Buns and Cheeks, What a great name,
You sound like the bread on the sandwich I made.

What are you talking, about this is hard, not toys,
Your on the web, your just getting me annoyed.

Your a little girl who wants buns and cheeks,
Your only twelve and already a nasty freak.

I am disappointed that you made rap,
Now I can kill you can take it back.

Your techinque has no skill or art,
I put out better music whenever I fart.

You just lost this battle so you know rest,
Jump off a cliff, nobody will know you left.

 

You claim I lost this battle, Oh Contraire it's just started
Take a look at yours, are you retarted?
Jammal, how can you call this hard, your trying to outrap me in an online forum,
The worst thing is your losing, the audience isnt watching, you bored em
If I jumped off a cliff people will notice, You'll have no one to look up to, al you have left is a dull noid
I'm an inspiration to all, people copy raps off me, my work is like a steroid
So the next time you wanna fuck around, turn around, and remember this spanking
When I come back, your jaw will still be hanging