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My roommate is gay. We were good friends, so when he told me, I had no problem with it, until about a week ago, when he asked if I've ever masturbated to him.

Now he's in my bed caressing my pillow. He does this every day. I've told him to leave, but he refuses, telling me it makes him feel "sexy" when he's in my bed. He's also walked around the room with no pants or underwear on. He thinks I'm attracted to him when I've tried to make it very clear that he's not my type.

Since he's in the room pretty much 24/7, I'm pretty sure he's been jerking off in my bed and trying on my clothes while I'm at work or class. He's mentally fragile, and very clingy, so if I tell him that he's a faggot and that I hate him, I'm afraid he would kill himself, which would be sad because we've been good friends for years. What should I do?

Vlad's Solution:

/suicide

 

Moar!

 

Extra extra:

On the hunt 4 MOAR!!!

 

Sorry guys, small break from MOAR.

 

Where do you get these?

 

...

Is my answer.

 

I hate my girlfriend, /b/. I just started this relationship not too long ago, and I am debating putting an end to it. Here's why:

-She has small tits. I like big ones. See pic. They aren't delicious flat chest tits, but maybe b-cup. -She never shuts up in the bedroom. She killed my erection once by mentioning an ex-boyfriend pinning her to the wall. -She never says the right thing at anytime. Diarrhea of the mouth. -I saw Celexa when I looked in her medicine cabinet. It was an 8 month old bottle with two pills left. I suspect she is saving them since she no longer goes to doctors. -I have found out that she is far dumber than I am. I always expected to find someone at least close to my academic level (I am in a masters program for education).

The only thing holding me back is that my relationship with her has ruined the life of an emo kid. After he found out that she and I were/are dating, he checked into a mental hospital for severe depression. He dropped out of school for her. If I do leave her, it might make him feel better.

Do you see what you've done to me, /b/? I am a horrible person. Thank you!

Vlad Say's:
Your screwed.

 

I'm gonna fuck around with my mate on Online Chatrooms for a while, it's always a laugh picking up camwhores who are like 19 when your 14 xD

 

Dw I will still add more, just PM me or something if you love me.

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Today I was in NYC, I take summer classes at an art school in New York, and I saw a man following an old asian woman and her little asian grand daughter I think it was. He followed them for 4 blocks before making his move, I only saw all of this because they were all infront of me walking down E22nd street at the time I was walking down it. Anyways, the man kept getting closer and closer to them until finally he hit the woman with a crowbar and grabbed the girl. I immediately ran up to him as fast as I could and whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I can say that this cab was rare, but I thought "nah, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "yo holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

 

The next Copypasta contains RAPE!

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Read it! Read it read it read it!

Hi my name is Josh. My sister recently had a bad break up with her bf and decided the best way to deal with it was to go out with some friends and find a new man. She just turned 21 and loves to party from what i can tell. Im 18 and just another male on the hunt for ass constantly.

It all began when she walked in the door about 3am on a saturday night early sunday morning i suppose. She came in made some noise went to the bathroom and i over herd her throwing up. Im guessing she drank to much and couldnt handle it. For about 5 mins i hear her in the bathroom puking. I decided to knock on the door and see if shes ok. I knock on the door and in one swift motion it open as i knocked. There she was drunk hanging over the toilet. Hair hanging in her face she looked like a mess. I decided the best way to handle it was atleast get her to bed. Maybe sleep it off or something.

I struggled for about 2 mins tring to get her in the bed and all tucked in. She was wearing a cute little summer dress at the time.I finally get her to the bed and plop her down. I take off her heels throw them in the closet with her other billion pair of shoes. As i was doing this she rolled over with her but facing up and her dress slightly hiked up and her panties which are pink with angel written on the back exposed. I being 18 and always horny instantly sprung a hard on. I try to ignore my urges and wrap the blanket around her and head back to bedroom. I sit up for about 10 mins with a hard on and being so late at night i begin to pass out.

About and hr later im sleeping in my bed i wake up to hearing her hacking up agian in the bathroom. So i take a look see and there she was again hanging over the toilet. This time in her bra and pink panties with angel written on them. She looks at me and then falls back and hit her head on the wall. THUNK it was loud to her eyes roll back into her head and shes out like a light agian. I sat there for about 5mins laughing my ass off not being able to believe what just happend. I figured if mom or dad seen her like this theyd laugh too but shed be in big trouble. So once agian i carry her off to bed and plop her down on the bed. This time shes half naked and passed out for good. I tried to slap her face lightly to bring her back to earth ...I know thats what your suppose to do if you suffer from a head injury. Try to keep the person alert. But being she was drunk and wasnt going to wake up i found it useless to even bother to keep on tring. My sister is a beautiful woman shes about 5'9 130pds green eyes and jet black hair a nice figure with a decent set of small c cups. I slowly felt the urge to play with her boobs. I slid the bra straps off her shoulders and down slightly. Her pink nipples just looked at me. I slowly reach my shaking hand down her chest and gently grabbing her soft breast. I pull off her other bra strap. Theres my hot drunk passed out sister laying there on her back and bra pulled down exposing her beautiful breast and exposing her pantie lines. They try to hide her matted down bush. I began to get more intrested and slid my hand down her panties and i felt her pubic bush. By this time i was hard as a rock and ready to bang her. I started to rub my throbbing cock. I felt my balls instantly drop i was so hot down there i began to pre jizz in my boxers and shorts. I continued to slowly rub her matted down bush and grabbing my cock in a slow jerking motion in my pants. I couldnt take it anymore. My sister was no virgin. I slowly began to insert my finger inside her warm dry bush hairs then reaching her lips. Her lips had to let my finger enter but it did so slowly. I climbed on top of her and pulled my pants down to my knees. I pulled her panties down to her knees and then pulled her legs over my shoulders. She laid there completly out of what was happening to her.I slowly began to instert the head of my dick inside her black triangler bush. I pushed it in slow and pulled out. She was amazingly tight i guess being that she was dry and the hair caused more friction. Then i jammed it in as far as her dry tight pussy would allow me. It hurt me kinda bad tring to force my meat inside my sister. She was really dry which didnt help much. With every thrust forward i could feel her dry pussy almost cracking allowing me to once agian bring the drought to and end. I slowly pushed in and out of her pussy. The sound of my sweat balls slapping her as i started to slowly build rythem and pound her in. She kinda just laid there. My sister never had been with many guys but i guess all the ones she had didnt amount up to me. Soon i found my self balls deep in bush hairs and my cock pounding her unforgiving pussy walls. I started to feel the build up cumming from my nuts. My cock instantly got to full size and stregnth and then began to explode. One pump squirted hard two pump squirted harder 3rd pump i could handle it anymore. I laid there balls deep and pouned her real har as deep as i could go with 1inch 2 inch thrust. I slowly pulled out exhuasted and ready to just grab her n go to sleep . But i knew i had to leave. I tried to pull her underwear up and her bra properly strapped. I remember after i pulled her panties up the cum oozing out of her pussy and soaking the panties. So needless to say there was a pool of cum and my sprem was swimming in her. I went to bed and thought about what i had just done and only hoped i got away with it. About a week later i hear her and her xbf fightly over her being pregnant. I instantly got hard thinking it could be me who did it to her. WHats if she had the baby...She would know whos it was. Aslongs she never finds out about what happend thats the way i see it

(Maybe he'll know that the baby is his when the baby comes out looking like Juliana Wetmore.

 

/blink.

 

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