worst pick up line?

You walk to a girl and say, Whoa how much sugar have u ate? Cuz you are sweet!

 

Do you have Spanners In your eyes? Coz everytime i look at them my Nuts seems to tighten.

If u wanna cop a beating, i suggest using it.. =]

 

Sunsta, your sig aint cool. Runescape is dead.

 

aahm.. im getting tired, wanna go to bed ? with me ?

 

'You: Today I brought this magic watch, it can tell me what is happening right now'

'Her: Oh really? What's it telling you right now?'

'You: (Hold the watch to your ear for a second) It's telling me we are having sex, wait, I didn't change the time on this thing; It's still an hour fast'

:$ Not great, but pretty funny.

 

"Bitch get in my car."

From a black song, hence horrible.

 

Actually, you'll find ''my hands are cold'' is a lot more commonly used.

 

RACIST!!!

Plus, thats possibly the BEST pickup line when used properly.

 

*checks tag on back of shirt/pants/anything with a tag.

YOU:"i was correct....made in heaven"

 

I highly doubt anyone would ever use that one, it's corny...

 

Rove:Who would you turn gay for?
Guest: albert eignstein, because i think intelligence is sexy

 

"INSERT INTO 'Pants' VALUES ('Penis', 'Fingers') WHERE Object = 'Vagoo';"

Never works for me

 

Man: Have you got any Aussie in you?
Woman: No
Man: Would you like some?

 

only works for REAL Aussies

Keep em comin guys this is funny

 

"How would you like your eggs for breakfast: scrambled, boiled or fertilized?"

 

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Can you sit on my lap and tell me what pops up?

Want to go to the baseball field and hit some home runs? we can go to first, second, and third on the way there.

 

"I hear you're a slut."

 

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Guy: Were gunna play some basketball, okay ?
Girl: Sure ..
Guy: Except this time, you're gunna suck .. i'm gunna score :]

Get it ? lol ..

Guy: Stop blinking!
Girl: Why ?
Guy: You're eyes are the prettiest thing i've seen all day ..

*fades into dream world ..*
*fades out*

lol :]

 

Well this is by far the best one. It works everytime.

"Could you tell me if this smells like chloroform?"

 

Theres always the

"were gunna have sex and ur not gunna say no"
works every time ..
o.0
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