lets offend two types people in one post!!!

1. Gays
2. Blacks



Joke 1:

A gay guy and a straight guy are in a burning building, who gets out first?

The gay, his shits already packed!





Joke 2:

A semi driver is transporting bowling balls. He sees a black hitchhiker with a bike and decides to pick him up.

He says "You cant sit up here, theres too much shit. You need to go in the back."

The black man agrees and goes into the trailer.

About 1 mile down the road, he gets pulled over.

The police man says "sir i need to look in your trailer"

He agrees, the cop looks, and comes back.

He says "keep going, get out of my town, and get out o my country"

The man drives away confused and the police man walks back to his car.

His partner asks "what was in there"

He says, "that man was transporting 500 nigger eggs and one had already hatched and stole a bike!"

 

2 gay guys are farting...
They're farting very weakly tbh...
A strait guy comes and says... "what pussys..."
The strait guy proceeds to throw a gigantic/epic fart.








One of the gay guys says "eww virgin!"

 

thats fucking nasty guys, the gay jokes lol

the black one was rly funny i lol'ed

 

2 black gay guys.

 

hahahaha 2 black gay guys..

 

ROFL. owned. I love the black one.