The Dumbest thing anyone has ever done.

Okay, post the dumbest thing anyone you know has done. The only rules are

• you can't give examples of yourself (This gets rid of the attention whores)

• Tell about what you have seen or heard on the internet (yes there are plenty of idiots on the internet, no need to mention them all)

• Lie. If you lie it means you are a faggot in real life so you have to make yourself sound cooler online by lying. Yeah your cool.

remember, these have to be real life stories that you have personally experienced.



Mine is when this one girl in class was being annoying. The teacher tells her to take a "chill pill". The girl then responds "if i took any sort of pill you would send me to the office. It's not like I have any pills anyway, so stop asking me if I have pills because I don't." (or something along those lines) The girl then picks up her purse and puts it in her lap, and puts her jacket over it. All while the teacher is staring right at her. The girl then was an idiot again and said something that I can't remember. The teacher then asks to check her purse. The girl then responds something along the lines of "this is my personal property and it doesn't matter what I have in here and even if you find something illegal it's not my fault because you were violating my personal belongings and I can sue for that." The teacher then tells her to empty her purse again. She refuses and starts walking out the classroom. The teacher runs after her and is yelling and literally running after her down the hall. Meanwhile some kid hits the intercom button and announces to the office that "A druggie and a 'very unattractive athletic teacher' (I swear to god he said that) are having a race in the 200's hallway, and if they could possibly take care of it because it is disrupting our educational time. The whole time he was saying this no one burst out laughing or anything. The offices announces they will get right on it.

Best. Class. Ever

 

Amazing story @ first post.

Umm, I once told a guy to pick up a band-aid, and lick it. He did.

 

^ that last ones disgusting

A friend of mine in class 1 day threw a mandarin at our teacher.. got her straight in the back of the head and she got some other guy suspended. hilarious stuff

 

my mate told our english teacher to go suck his fat wang and pulled his pants down and ran off? LMAO ill never forget that.. he got expelled tho so he went and put brake fluid over the principal and english teachers car HAHAHA.. champion tbh

 

The dumbest thing I remember... Hmmm

Well on halloween, I was at a party with my brother, they had dry ice making fog... They had some dry ice left over and they were going to get rid of it. Being the person that I am I suggested making a little bomb out of it... So I once I throw it the bottle doesn't explode. After about 5 minutes of throwing rocks at it and people kicking it and running, my brother walks over and tries to unscrew the bottle and BOOOOM!!!!! It blows the top of, he got a lot of cuts on his hands from the dry ice, but nothing serious, LMAO...


Also my little not the brother before tried to look cool and cut little lines in his eyebrows. He tried with a razor. He chopped off 1 eyebrow and tried to make them even. LMAO!~!~!~!~! WOrst part is he said and I quote, "I was in the shower and the razor blade fell and cut my eyebrow off. LMAO!!!

I could go on and on. I will post 1 a day.

 

my friend had a snickers and was told to throw it away and the teacher held out her hand so he reached out like he was going to hand it to her and then pulled it back, took another bite and said "nope"

dude doesn't sound that funny but if you seen this kid and knew him you would be laughing.. i was almost on the floor

 

^ah yes, I have a friend who would fit that personality perfectly and I am imagining it now> I would of done the same as you and let myself laugh as hard as I can if I saw him do that.

As for mine, I remember a guy at my school at a whole (cant remember the name of it, sounds liek phillapeno. or that might be it.) chilly and it burned his mouth like hell! for the first 5 minutes or so he just stood at the drinks taps and kept flushing his mouth with water and then he asked a teacher for permission to walk into the canteen storage and grab a large bottle of milk/choc milk and he did. His eyes were red and teary because it was that hot.

crazy cj (IRL friend) helped me fill in the missing bits about 1-2 days ago becuase I only saw half of it but it looked bad.

Well, thats all I can remember for "The Dumbest thing anyone has ever done."

 

im pretty sure its called a halipino or something like that.


well for my story i was at school in year 4 at primary and me and my friend were sitting reading the guiness word record book and this girl that liked my friend camy up behind my friend and kissed him on the lips, now knowing what had happened my friend turned around and hit here square in the nose. the girl had a fractured nose and i couldnt stop laughing for about an hour.

 

It's Jalapeno, noobs.

 

How did she kiss him on the lips and then, he turns around and punches her, he had to see her. He must of been Gay...

 

A few hours ago I was on the bus from school home with a few mates. This year 8 was in front of us with a sandwich in his hands so we egged him on to throw it at this bike rider going past so he does and the bus driver noticed, slammed on the brakes and yells "Who's the little fucker who threw the sandwich?!?!" The guy on the bike rode over and grabbed the kid by the neck through the window and told him to get the fuck off the bus. The year 8 was crying soo much. Anyway he gets off and the bike rider goes to hit him and the kid shat bricks and dropped to his knees. Then the driver drove off and the whole bus was filled with laughter. Not sure what happened to the kid though. He had about a 7-8 kilometer walk home.

Ahh I couldn't stop laughing for so long. Cruel but funny

 

I kissed the wrong mother.

 

My friend got so drunk he shit his pants.

 

ROFL about the biker one.

What the hell. Well not really on topic but worste thing for me was when I was drunk and tired in first block at school. I ask to go to the bathroom. I walk in the bathroom and am lik, "were the fuck are the urinals, and why is everything backwards?" then I realize im in the wrong fucking bathroom. I turn to leave before anyone comes in, but just as i'm leaving, a teacher walks in.