Funny poem about these updates..

10th December I woke up,
Drank my choco, washed the cup,
Opened the window , And what do I see?
My ugly neighbour , Screaming at me :
"They Ruined RuneScape" he said , cried and ran
I turned on my PC , Like a real man
Opened my browser, turned off my TV
And suddenly on my homepage, What do I see?

"RuneScape vs Real-world Trading " And I went on
"trades and drop changes" Yet I didn't yawn
Wilderness Changes! I smiled and clicked
But suddenly!! What do I read?
Mighty pkers, have been replaced with ghosts
Whole rant forum, is full of posts!

Understanding what my friend was talking about
I logged on the forum, and started to shout!
Why Jagex? Why you did that to me?
Made it so I cant attack, yet can see
The players that will freely roam
around the wilderness , like a bath of foam!

I Wanted to kill, but I couldn't PK,
I lost my merchanting, whats the point to play?
Duel Arena stinks, the Grand Exchange is a bore,
Jagex you yet again, fail us once more.

Why are messages hidden, jagex are you scared?
Do you feel that the truth, is something not bared?
Or do you want to lose your members never,
Because you have ruined this game, for now, for ever.

You can remove our posts, keep us quiet,
But when it goes down, there will always be a riot
Rants upon rants, people throw their fits,
Until this day came, now its time to call it quits.

I know the rhymes, might mistake, you see?
But it's Jagex! Don't blame it on me!
If you thought , that the Poem is great
Post it again, and we might change our fate

 

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i think andrew gower eats poo !

 

how long did that take you?
gnarly dude.

 

Really nice. Especially the beginning .

Lol, zuK, That's a good one too.

 

you wrote that?
u can write books man u rock

 

sick poem. theres lost on the rants thread u might wna check em out (rants on official rs site)

 

ty everyone! trust me when i say i had inspiration -.-'

 

hahahahah copier?

 

Huh I am posting this as a compliment on there forums.

 

Runescape is gay, like what else can i say. Have a nice day, fuck my 1 year membership, fuck keeping pking at bay.

 

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake.

 

Daily, your very poetic.

Now for the real poem, you didn't make that yourself I saw that in the forums.

 

That was sooo cute... I almost pee'd my pants of laughter while crying with tears of sadness.

 

lol. nice poem.

 

Haha, nice find?

 

Ha, if that's yours do you mind if I spam rs forums with it?

 

Lol daily stole that from somedude ?

 

such a good poem so true ..

on the 10th day of christmas Jagex said to us,
No more anything u loads of Pus ?

meh im not too good at poems

 

the 10th December jagex ruined the game, although Andrew gower is gay,
There is no more idea to play.