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  1. Unread #21 - Dec 10, 2007 at 12:10 AM
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    worst pick up line?
    in conversation:
    You: you have amazing eyes
    GIRL: woah thank you.
    You: no seriously....
    You: your eyes are bluer then the water in my toilet.

    Sorta of a pick up line.
     
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  3. Unread #22 - Dec 10, 2007 at 2:20 AM
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    worst pick up line?
    tbh the water in my toilet is clear.............
     
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  5. Unread #23 - Dec 10, 2007 at 2:25 AM
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    worst pick up line?
    lol if that is a pick up line then it is pretty bad cuz i dun get it xD
     
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  7. Unread #24 - Dec 10, 2007 at 2:42 AM
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    worst pick up line?
    1:

    Man: Do you like subway?
    Woman: Yeah, why?
    Man: Wanna see my footlong?

    2:

    Let's do some maths, Let me: Subtract your Clothes, Divide your legs, Add a Bed and Square Root you, okay?

    3:
    You be 6, I'll be 9.

    4: 68, I owe you 1.

    + My cherry on top, my world famous "Your Mum" Joke.

    Man: Can you please tell your mum to stop changing lipsticks?
    Man (Or Woman): Why?
    Man: Because it's starting to make a Rainbow around me Dick.

    5: (Kind of a take off from the mirror one, except a little different)

    Man: Do you have a mirror in your pants?
    Woman: No, Why?
    Man: Because i can see my self in them :D
     
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  9. Unread #25 - Dec 10, 2007 at 4:13 AM
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    worst pick up line?
    i'd have to agree..

    No Jansen not all of them, Just most.
     
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  11. Unread #26 - Dec 10, 2007 at 4:16 AM
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    worst pick up line?
    WORST - Hey baby wanna hop in my low rider and rotate dem tires.

    I want to stick my shrimp in your cocktail sauce :p
     
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  13. Unread #27 - Dec 10, 2007 at 4:20 AM
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    worst pick up line?
    nice clothes, bet theyd look better on my floor though
     
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  15. Unread #28 - Dec 10, 2007 at 4:20 AM
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    worst pick up line?
    or just plain


    suck my dick
     
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  17. Unread #29 - Dec 10, 2007 at 4:28 AM
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    worst pick up line?
    Hey girl wana make some money...

    Pathetic and insulting.
     
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  19. Unread #30 - Dec 10, 2007 at 4:37 AM
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    worst pick up line?
    haha roflmfao made me laugh irl
     
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  21. Unread #31 - Dec 10, 2007 at 4:39 AM
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    worst pick up line?
    you make them fell sorry for you then they root you, no tthat fucking hard too understand rofl.
     
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  23. Unread #32 - Dec 10, 2007 at 5:31 AM
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    worst pick up line?
    any1 who's seen american pie knows the best pick up line is "nice shoes wanna fuck?"

    i love every muscle in you...especially mine

    off little nicky...."can i wash my winky in ur kitchen sinky?"
     
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  25. Unread #33 - Dec 10, 2007 at 5:42 AM
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    worst pick up line?
    again off american pie "suck me beautiful"

    COULD be a good one, given the right momment to say it. But just casually walking up to someone and saying it would result in you crying on the floor from to much pain to the lower waist.
     
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  27. Unread #34 - Dec 10, 2007 at 5:45 AM
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    worst pick up line?
    i got one.

    How You Doin?
     
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  29. Unread #35 - Dec 10, 2007 at 5:51 AM
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    worst pick up line?
    Lol How You Doin ^^ Classic (Joey Tribbiani) :D
    <3
     
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  31. Unread #36 - Dec 10, 2007 at 10:00 AM
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    worst pick up line?
    This one usually works.

    "Lets go have sex"

    ~Magma Force.
     
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  33. Unread #37 - Dec 10, 2007 at 10:06 AM
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    worst pick up line?
    i gets it now =D
     
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  35. Unread #38 - Dec 10, 2007 at 10:07 AM
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    worst pick up line?
    Haha :D Finally :D
     
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  37. Unread #39 - Dec 10, 2007 at 10:22 AM
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    worst pick up line?
    lmao i wish u were a seed so i could plant you and grow a whole field of u
     
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  39. Unread #40 - Dec 10, 2007 at 11:21 AM
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    worst pick up line?
    Man, you're a homo.

    ~Magma Force.
     
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