Need Help Getting Unbanned

Hello Sythe,I need help getting Unbanned on my skiller-If he gets unbanned im willing to pay 300k,because He has over 3mil and stuff on the account and has almost 90 cooking.I send in appeals apologizing and being nice for what I did,And they accept it but the offence still stands.Here's a picture:

Note:
I need a good explanation thought out,so you put that message here then I copy and paste it into the appeal,if it works I'll pay you 300k.If it doesn't I won't pay you at all.
I will also vouch + pay 300k if it gets unbanned.
What the thread is not made for:
Letting you go on the account,trying to unban.
I want an explanation that i can paste.
Proof as requested:
Proof Below:
2nd appealable Offence:


3rd appealable Offence:

 

Get screenies of the evidence I suggest.

 

Well,that would take kind of long :s,But i'll get evidence.
it's all rule 1 also

 

Forgive me, Rule one is what again? I make an effort not to get caught ^^.

 

Offensive Language,And I'm adding The evidence Now.
Uploading it

 

Added Pics for evidence,The reason why there's no first one is because I sent an appeal in.I hope it works.

 

Added pics of proof guys,2 more appeals left.
1 pending

 

Wow, noob. I would say play dumb with the gangbang thing, but with the other offense I really have no idea.

 

Were you on a mate's account before this happened? If so you can just say they hacked you, and then they will remove it. If you get reported twice for 1 thing, tell them to remove more than 1 and you will get those removed.

 

i'll do it i have un-banned many accounts in the history add me

 

That hacked thing didn't work for me. Dude u apologised, NEVER apologise!