Rap Battles - Official Thread

Your not fighting me right now, so your blind!!!
We are only dissing each other in these lines.
If this is a fight to you, then your mostly likely your gay.
Even though I am not religious, I will make you pray.
Having you in the church where you will stay,
Trying to make yourself feel safe.

Hiding from the g, with-in the evil me

You claim that I can't pass your test,
But the only competetion I have is myself!!!
You should get some real lyrics off the bookshelf!
Untill then I will continue to be selfish,
You claim I am eating microwaved dinners,
But I only eat shellfish!!!
I don't even eat the left over, have no microwave to put in!!!

I am balling and eat out everyday,
Sometimes I eat will the entire buffet.

While you are in the other room beggining to starve,
I get a turkey daily to carve.
I am fast, and would blast you in the quick draw.
Your soft and bendable like straw.
But me I'm a G and will eat you raw.

Wow, look at that someone who raps real neat,
I like your style, but have to take out your crease.

You can't kill me, because I got the heart of killer.
You ryhme real tight, but I'm still iller.
Your Not bad at all, but I am still realler

Like I said my penis will never shrink,
But if it did, what would your mom think!?!
I pratically use it as a tool to remove all her kinks,
Drop it in here ass as a gift, instead of some mink.
My lyrics spark minds and makes you think,
I am sure your coming up with an idea that will link.

Link to something of mine is what I mean,
And you could take my girl out of New Orleans!!!

You say your the substitute for me,
When we compare you just like a pinky.
I doubt she can even feel that small thing.
Trying to freesytle aganist me game is what you better bring,
Otherwise you will end up under my control like smegel from lord of the ring.
Yes you are committed to me and everything else means nothing.
I control you like the puppet master.
And my words keep coming faster and faster,
I am spitting and causing you disater.

I sleep you mom and here body is like a gymnast,
I won here metal from her so you can call me an olympian!!!!

 

Make one about me please

 

If I do, can I get on your list?!?!?!?!?!

 

I dominated the last thread.

Maybe tomorrow I'll show you bitchez up.

 

Be on tommorrow, I am getting off in 10mins.

 

LOl at you people and your basic raps... no complexity, no multies, no personals, stretched flow, no hard punches, no wordplay/nameplay.. more rated on a 5th grade level

 

In most raps you have to slur your words a tad bit, and it is hard to do when typing things out...

 

NO I understand that..my bad for saying that shit but I say we have a tournament... like make a sign up list and have people who like to keystyle sign up... ? Probably get 8 people or so I bet then just do eliminations until 1 person is left

 

That would be cool, you set it up and I will join it... And winner should get like a rank or freesyle banner.

 

Yo I'll hit you with the teck cause your flows beat
Watch ur nose bleed, one more step and get blown deep
The Chromes heat, beg to differ cause u Rely on luck
traits of a bird cause he tries to duck(duck a battle- no show)
Fry this fuck, til he's overheated like burning a cake
"Money to lose" so you can say he's earning his fate
Who would turn to this fake when he's about the dimes and nickels
He's a dying pitbull, so when I kill you, u can really say "Crimes a pickle" ( murder- cucumber.. pickles get it?)

 

Crimes a pickle thats real good,
Did you buy that punchline from a guy in the hood?
I got hit by crime and still I stood.

You went from a pickle into a cucumber,
But can still get eaten always remember!!!

In fact I am getting hungry now,
Gonna make a salad out of you pass the salt down.
Maybe get some potatoes and add some hash browns.

Cut up the cucumber and drop you. (In the bowl)
Cover you in the cheese thats blue. (Blue Chesse Salad Dressing)
Yummy, I can taste you now,
You should change your name, it makes you look like a clown!!!
Besides I get all my vegetables outta town.

I have no need for more food in my pad,
Your not invited, I know your sad.

But I saved your life by not having a snack
You would have been good in my lunch sack.

 

Yeah jaamal, you'll even go before andrew gower :O

 

Holy shit, dude, seriously get some new rhymes,
with these gay ones, it's about time.
I am religious, I pray, and I believe in God,
You're so poor, you can't even afford an iPod.
And don't say they're expensive, they're quite cheap,
I'll beat your ass to the ground, 6 feet deep.

Using exclaimation marks, that looks gay,
Use your best effort, 'cause I don't like to play.
I run this thread, this town, this city,
Better get out, cause this won't be pretty.
I'll mess up your face, and it won't be so great,
better watch out...oh shit, too late?

 

The whole thing rhymed, fool learn to read,
A grammar self-help book is really what you need.
Watching this thread for a while, dog that's you,
100 posts in one topic, find something to do.
Go ahead and diss me on a record homie that's tight,
I be like damn this guy's thinking about me...fuckin right
You must really be obcessed to mention me on a cd,
I should rap on people more often, I'd be famous easy.
Hit from the back? Hell naw I don't like men,
Try and fuck me in the ass and end up a has-been.
Actually more like a motherfuckin never-was,
The day you defeat me in a battle will be never because:
I got the sick flow, and the skills in english,
You can barely speak properly, plus man I'm the meanest.
Imma end the battle against you right here with this one line,
Quit tryna rap man, your just wasting your own time.

 

Holy shit, you are good. >_>

 

Ok I am going to quit fucking around.
Your gonna get locked up, like a dog in the pound.
Yes I was really rushing my rhymes,
Only reason why I have typos in my lines.
I don't need to rap, I'm getting a college degree,
I do this whenever my time is free.
I am studing and getting my masters in psychology.
I can break it down, so you can see,
I am the greastest, and don't have to prove it to be.
You claim that you are meanest,
But truthfully you have no penis.
Your just a little girl making a living off dissing,
But the big picture is what your really missing.
Just because you get on someone's cd,
Doesn't mean you will become famous eventually.
And I will never be a fucking has-been,
Because I been to hell and back again.
I am a legend among those who really know me,
And the people worship my words as if they were holy.
When typing my vocab sounds somewhat sloppy,
But I own this rap shit like a game of monopoly.
I controll everything and can sway a judge,
I will have you intoxicated off my drugs.
I will melt you and sell you like hot fudge.
I am mad, but I won't hold any grudge.
I respect you as a little gangsta thug.
But if you mess with me, I will stomp you with my lugz.
I will feed off you mom's jugs.
And then I will shoot off you and your homeboy's mugs.
I am stepping up my game and it sound so vicious,
I will make you my bitch, having you washing my dishes.

I think you just made me come out harder,
Now people will call you the apocalypse starter!!!

I am sorry I have to bring out this lyrical talent,
But once it's unleashed it's hard to keep balanced.
I knew once I brought it out, it would be bad,
Now it's unleashed and it's spreading like crabs.
I should be banned from posting on the thread,
Because I have people dieing, and for their life they beg.
I'm killing them off with only my head,
I got this shit locked down, cuz I won't give in.
I told you don't make me step my game up,
Now that you see, your wishing you gave up.
You think your rich, because you have an ipod?
I own the guy you called god.
Infact I'm sure I could buy my position as mod,
But then I would be considered a big fraud.
And this thread will always remain pretty,
Well as long as I am in front of my computer sitting.
This way my good looks will reflect in,
You say that you having a hard time trying to comprehend.
What I am saying due to typos,
But my punchlines are big like hippos.
And you claim you will beat me 6 feet deep,
But your only digging your own grave, and your starting to sink.
Your shoveling deep underground,
nobody will ever see you again when morning rolls around.

Because when you came and tried to finish jaamal,
Your fate was sealed and death began to call!!!

 

jaamal i'm calling u out.. if u wanna battle 1 on 1, set up another thread with a poll no more then 5 bars

 

You set it up, I will get you and ryan in the day.

 

Wow, I know these raps are really composed by you,
cause you can't rap for shit, I'm sorry, it's true.
You should be banned on this thread, you're always on,
from night to day, from dusk till dawn.
But now you're off, I see that's quite nice,
And keep staying off, that's some advice.
You can't match my ability, you can't match this skill,
when going against me, you're just getting killed.
You're sitting in front of the monitor, not getting air,
and give me your 8 day old popcorn, c'mon fatty, share.
Big as hippos? You're more like, small like a click,
Now go on your bed, and look at what you call a "dick."

 

Nice and Advice, WOw your a genius,
Only mad because your penius is 2 inches.
I aim it at your girl and she flintches.
And I am not fat I am in shape,
Keep talking and get crushed like a grape.
I am no addicted to the computer, I get air daily,
You girl loves me and she is what I call crazy.
She lets me hit and all my friends,
How can you love a girl who can takes both hands?
But your even worse,
I heard you got raped by horse,
This rumor is going around I want the truth,
Post the horse that raped you for the proof.