How to: get fucked up :)

Okay first of: I am not to be held responsable for any damage caused to you or any of your or others around you's property, doing what this guide says may cause psychosis, halucination or in the worst case death, so don't over do this K?

Okay with that out of the way, This guide will take you step by step to fuck'd upness <-- not a word. and yes i am bored.


Step 1.
Go to your local liquor store and buy 1 bottle of absinthe, or order it online.
i would reccormend buying a bottle of "Absinthe Premium Reserve" thhis contains 89.9% alchohol.

Step 2.
Go home and ask your mom for some money

Step 3.
Argue with your mom about you spending too much money

-If you don't do drugs skip this part-

Step 4.
Steal your moms credit card and withdraw about 50$ and put the card back.

Step 5.
Call your friends and get them in on the idea. <-- optional

Step 6.
Get your hands on some weed. *reccomending pot since you don't fall asleep when you smoke pot * <-- personal experience

Step 7.
I don't know, what you prefer joints, chillum, bong or whatever.
get your hands on a smokeing device.

This is where the fun begins non druggies keep reading.
Step 8.
You will now find 3 shot glass's for you and each of your friends.

Step 9.
Pour absinthe into all of the glass's

Step 10.
Empty all 3 glass's as fast as you can yeah its hot isen't it

Step 11.
You will now smoke 1 joint each.

Step 12.
Repeat step 10 if you can ^^

Step 13.
Go outside and stay there for 15 mins

Step 14.
Keep repeating steps 10 and 11 untill the wanted effect kicks in.

Info on absinthe: http://www.wineandspirit.com/absinthe.htm
Info on weed: http://www.drugs.com/marijuana.html

That concludes my guide feel free to post feedback, and o flameing please ty

 

Honestly, I think this should be deleted. Drugs & alcohol Expecially 89.9% of it in 1 bottle. Do you realise that young 9-16 year olds will be looking at this? Your probably make some 14 year old do this, ITS SICK i wouldn't do it.


Delete this thread.

 

I wonder how many people will actually try this.

 

absinthe=illegal in us so anyone from united states probably wont be getting their hands on any.

 

i agree with svs this is a cheating website for a video game not a sell your drugs here site, your wasting your time on sythe making guides on how to get waisted, try fagex....

 

ur idoit.. look at ur fat head.. in ur pic.. u can tell u done this stuff already

 

I cannot begin to describe to you how uncool both you and this thread are.

Go back to myspace.

 

Mauled.

Wendy always takes the words right out of my mouth.

 

Mmmmm weed......

 

I would repeat steps 10, 11, and 13. If you don't wait long enough to do it again, you won't feel the side effects, resulting in a visit to the bathroom . Bad experiences with drinking too fast -_-.

But seriously, this shouldn't be posted.

 

If you mean how to get people to fuck YOU up? Because your an ass spreading illegal and completely idiot ideas?


Anyway hope you get arrested or something

 

Lol i tried serveral times to find a way to answer your posts in general but failed
So starting from and end im gonna replay to everyone of you.

Svs:
If some 14 year old twat goes out and do this he is retarded and should die anyway.
Tmlfan: Me too
Shadow_assn: Well you can use other types of booze, absinthe is my booze of choise tho.
The Wippit: Yes but this is the general discussion forum nearly anything goes,
also guides on how to get utterly wasted. So please come again.
My p hat:
Go play runescape okay?
Wendy:
i don't care what you think to be honest.
¢µ®1$:
Yes weed mmmm
Honeo:
Good luck and have fun doing it
Reapers Runescape:
Feel free to come and fuck me up. as for my "illegal and completely idiot ideas"
i feel free to post them whenever i feel it's neccesary.

 

Wendy, is it necessary to quote the whole first post? o.o

Is this whole first post from experience?

 

Sad tbh.... why smoke weed? It gets you nothing except a fucked up head and dodgy eyes.... no wait marijuana cures eye problems.... but this is a thread on how to get fucked up by a fucked up person

 

I cannot believe you just said that... after posting this thread up, expecting young people not to be influenced because you make it sound good.

Honestly, if one person goes out and does this you deserve all the karma you get.

 

waff3n, you make some good threads, but this might not be one of the best. Sorry.

 

LOL irl,

Im not suprised.. you look like one of those people who would do that

 

lol im gonna go try that...sounds like fun =S

 

Absinthe isnt sold in the US. Genious. Also yes... go back to myspace.

 

/Fail

Why are a major partion of this community like delusional. I really don't get why someone would want to harm thier body with this use-less waste. I mean on an odd occasion, yeh fair enough. But randomn thing's just for the fun of it. Pff, GL in life my friend.