Spereff against Ryan: Rap Battle

Okay, so Ryan challenged me on a rap battle, and asked me to post a thread about it...here's my rap...OLULZ.

Yo. Yo. Yo.

WHAT WHAT.

*Ryan, add a poll to this later.

 

err the first hald sucked spereff the 2nd half kicked ass though tbh.

 

Yeah, I can't start with good introductions. It's hard. >_>
Later, I get more into it.

 

I agree with jackc, first part is....not really good D:

But second part ownz0rz.

 

Seriously dude, you're taking too long,
Focus on your work, instead of your mother's thong.

YAR I NOES Gemzy, I didn't focus. I'm doing Science 8 too.

 

Ok

It took a bit of convincing for you to get this shit started
Me and your mum, thats the only time i'm 'fucking retarded' <-- lulz
You were a mistake, a kid? your mum didn't even want one
I bet your dads thinking now that he shoulda worn a condom
Yes i banned Mountain Drew, your all fuckin' fools
Speakin shit on me, i'm just enforcing the rules
Judging by your stupidity, i'd say your generation's dead
Did you say i got pregnant?, man go back into sex ed
And i don't fuck with eternalman, not this summer
I only rape 13 year olds, i'll just ask him for your number

 

Eh, not bad, not bad.
I knew going second gives you an advantage.

 

first half sucked, like spereffs, but 2nd half kicked some ass besides teh fact that you rape 13 year olds and that how old I am :/

 

*clap* *clap* lol not bad at all

 

Ryan, you better voted for me for the lulz. I voted for you. >_>

 

Mhm, youre both pretty good.

 

Ryan killed you!!! Hands down.

 

Ryan tore it up mayne!
The raping of 13 year olds put me in hesitation, though.

You both don't have nothing on me though.

 

Fuck. I R WIN. Ryan, vote for me damn it. You haven't.
HAX.

 

One of you should 1 on 1 me...

 

Voted for you Spereff >_>

 

Wow Ryan OWNED Spereff, he did have a huge advantage though.

The winner should take on Jaamal..

 

Ryan I will battle you if you aren't scared?

 

SPEREFF
Alright Ryan, you wanna rap, you wanna go?
you're supposed to be fucking your mother, that we call a hoe.
SET UP WAS HORRIBLE, NO HARD HITTING PUNCH... 1/5
Challengin' me? What the fuck. You think you got the skills?
You just got pregnant, chill, take dem birth pills.
PUNCHLINE WAS MORE OF A STATEMENT, NOT REALLY AN OOOH FACTOR 1/5
Stop fucking with males, doin shit, you're only nine,
you got no money, you poor, for lube you use wine.
AGAIN... NOT HARD HITTING 1/5
You banned mDrew. What's that? You are fail.
And who's your girlfriend, EternalMage, the she-male?
A PERSONAL HERE BUT COULD OF REWORDED TO HIT HARDER 2/5
Go back home, on your bed with your mom in pain, cryin'
As you fuck her harder, she's yellin, " OH RYAAAAAN' "
NAHHH... THIS WAS JUST BAD .5/5

TOTAL: 5.5/25


RYAN

It took a bit of convincing for you to get this shit started
Me and your mum, thats the only time i'm 'fucking retarded' <-- lulz
EHH SLIGHTLY A COMMICAL PUNCH EXCEPT MOM SHIT IS PLAYED, BUT ATLEAST U INCORPORATED WORDPLAY 2.5/5
You were a mistake, a kid? your mum didn't even want one
I bet your dads thinking now that he shoulda worn a condom
EHHH... BASIC 1/5
Yes i banned Mountain Drew, your all fuckin' fools
Speakin shit on me, i'm just enforcing the rules
UGHHH... ENFORCING THE RULES DOESN'T DISS UR OPPONENT 0/5
Judging by your stupidity, i'd say your generation's dead
Did you say i got pregnant?, man go back into sex ed
PERSONAL I'M GUESSING ... COULDA HIT HARDER THOUGH 1.5/5
And i don't fuck with eternalman, not this summer
I only rape 13 year olds, i'll just ask him for your number
THIS WASN'T HARD AT ALL .5/5

TOTAL: 5.5/25

JUDGING BY BAR BY BAR A TIE, SO LET'S CHECK THE CATS

PUNCHES- TIE.. BOTH WENT UP N DOWN
PERSONALS- TIE
WORDPLAY- RYAN
NAMEPLAY- NONE
MULTIS- NONE
FLOW- TIE

YEA RYAN GOT THIS BY A LITTLE BIT...

 

Eh, I honestly thought my last two lines were the best, cause in the beginning I was being a noob. Well, Ryan does have the advantage of rappin' back. Srsly though, stop typing in caps. >_>