the Citizens for a Zombie Free America [CFZA]

The Citizens for a Zombie Free America
[CFZA]

Gentlemen, countrymen; lend me your ears, or rather, eyes. It has come to my attention that a deadly virus that animates and reanimates dead tissue in human beings, and even kills living tissue has spread to the better part of the United States. As co-founder of the CFZA, I declare all-out war on all zombies, zombified plants, animals, and humans, or the like of any reanimated corpses the world may now contain.

Know the following facts about zombies before declaring your trust and support for the CFZA:

• Zombies hate Alaska​
• Hybrid Zombies dislike New Jersey, but do not hate it. They may walk briskly through it.​
• Mr. T Supports it.
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So, before you make your decision to hate or appreciate, remember: The CFZA will protect you regardless, it is just harder for us to operate under the constant pressure of unsupportive subjects.
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Incredible.

 

What an example to set......=\

 

Hah, meet you on Alaska!

 

Meh, as long as Mr. T is good with it. Mr. T is ftw kai?

Also, anyone who doesn't support is a zombie imo.

 

Zombies. What will the Reptilian conspiracy come up with next?

 

For some reason this reminds me of Jansen's whole 'communism' thing that happened a while back lol.

 

Yep, and I totally fought that.

 

The cake is a lie.

 

Also note, if you run through New Jersey, and never stop running while in New Jersey, you are also safe from Zombies.

Hybrid zombies were created using an antidote synthesized from Alice's blood, forming a new T-Virus known as the T-Alice Virus.

 

In this case i support

 

The Great Lol of China!

Lolapalooza!


And to this thread?


I needed money, cause I, had none!

I FOUGHT THE LOL, AND THE, LOL WON!

 

0.0 what happens if the zombies...um...get me?

 

Lay off the drugs...

 

What happens if Mr T. becomes a zombie? It becomes the citizens for a zombie filled America?

 

Daily, you and I are zombies!!! Except, you're American... there's nothing in there about Australian spartan-zombie-crackers

I say we create a Zombie-Reptillian Hybrid... here's the idea:

 

Do not speak of such impossibilities in this Forum-Room (For-rum, pronounced like Courtroom )

 

Ahh thank god I don't live anywhere near them ZOMBIES!!11shift!

Haha Viny I also remember Jansens sudden craze over Zombies and Lobsters for some odd reason ;o.

 

I have family in Alaska.