Some Interesting Theorys of RS DOWN TIME

NOTE: Not my Ideas

1.)
Dear Runescapians,

Unfortunately due to a great storm in the metro area, we have experienced complete server fatality. With such grave and great news, we are sorry to report that over 600,000 Runescape accounts have been deleted. (Those created within the last two years) We had originally intended for a scheduled server check over the holiday, yet, this storm has taken us by surprise. With our condolences, we hope we compensate you for your burdening loss. To all those subscribed as members, we are deeply sorry, but your money cannot be refunded. This was stated in the newly updated interface.
Sincerely, JaGex Staff

2.)
Dear Runescapians,

The effect of the login being offline was because we have detected a keylogger in the mainpage. Please note that we are currently moving to fix this situation and get you back to playing. Your items and your account has been locked for safety measures and will resume shortly. Thanks for your patience in this time of need.

- Andrew

3.)
We are currently sorry for the downtime of Runescape. Our Gay Sex party some how caused the server to break and now we will have to roll back to classic. Sorry for the inconveniance. Please continue to pay $5 a month.

4.)
We are currently sorry for the downtime of Runescape. Andrew and his hooker split a cup of cum all over the computers. Your accounts all have been accidentally banned. Please continue to send Andrew emails of porn pictures.

 

wow... interesting stories lewl

 

lmfao nice nice

 

LOL nice editing!

 

That is interesting.

 

rofl nice! i like the last 1..

 

you forgot to mention mod ash spilling coffee on the system.

 

I like number 3..

 

maybe the servers just got roundhouse kicked by chuck norris :S