Official Jokes Thread

It's still a joke to me.

"PEEZO"

 

Not funny in a serious, mature sense, but in a normal, relaxed sense, it's hilarious.

MOAR

 

Roflmfao ^^^

 

I'm hallapynio on a stick!

 

Rofl. @The Viper

 

Your mom is so fat that she made the sun look like bouncy ball.

All i could come up with... -.-

 

Yo momma IS LIKE A BOWLING BALL she gets rolled over knocked down screwed and alwayz comes back for more

 

a little boy was in the kitchen with his mom while she was cutting the turkey and all the sudden his mom sayed "fuck" becuse she cut her finger he asked her wat does fuck mean she said its another way of cutting the turkey.

Then the little boy when up stairs and his father said shit becuase he cut himself with the shavers the little boy asked what shit means and the father said shit is a another type of shaving cream

then the little boy went outside and heard his neighbors say lit me stick my penis in your vagina so he went inside and asked his mom what was a penis and vagina his mom said a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat.

so then the guest came over and the little boy said can i take ur penis and vaginas my dads upstairs whiping shit off his face and my moms fucking the turkey


-lol

 

knock knock

Whos there

Luke

Luke who

luke out below

wow im amazing

 

looool luvin tht racist joke

 

y did ur mum suk my balls?

 

i dno ask her ....
but i made sure tht when i was f**king her she had a plastioc bag over her hed ...btw she paid me ur life savings

 

hmm quite good but....
wat the difference between batman and a blackman












batman can go wivout robin

hahaha looooooooooooolz

 

there was 3 ppls
fuk off/shit/manors

1. shit fell ova
2.fuk off went in2 shop to buy plasters
3.manors was helping shit get up
off d floor4.shop keepa goes "wat ur name"
5. "fuk off" sed fuk off
6. den the shop keeper asked "wheres ur manors"
7. fuk off repiled"piking up shit

new additonall info

the shop keeper got out his dds nd speced him nd 'coz he as a lvl 3 he got deded lmao

 

ok i am coming to post jokes ok.

 

why did ur mom eat her boob off??????////

i have no idea maybe she was...

 

ok why did the lvl 3 get owned by zezima?????/
cause the lvl was a noob hahahahahahahha lololololl so funny

 

ur mom

 

ur gay

 

ur face