Decieval's RuneScape Whore House

Hi. Welcome to the official RuneScape whore house.

JOBS - PRICES

Hand Job - 1,000 gp
Blow Job - 10,000 gp
Fingering - 7,000 gp
Erotic Dancing - 600 gp
Oral Sex - 100,000 gp
Sex (w/ oral) - 300,000 gp

HOOKERS - RATE

Zezima - Price of job + 10,000 gp
Uloveme - Price of job + 7800 gp
Green 098 - Free (What a little slut)

 

A man walks into a bar the sign reads cheese sandwich 1$ handjob 10$

the man walks up to the lady and asks if she is the one who gives the handjobs.

Yes" she says

Well wash your hands I want a cheese sandwich

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

No.

 

lolol funny shit here man.

hope cruel comments

 

ill take a fingering and do u happen to do any anuls?

 

I'd also like some anal.

 

Thats sounds like the joe I heard, but I am ot going to tell any of you it...

 

I'm sorry. After severly beating my hookers they still said no. Said it was too 'painful' and 'degrading'. Seriously. They are already being degraded, the whores.

 

wtf lol