Christianity: Backwards?

HURR...
Your idea of good is wrong then.

 

So heaven is a place filled with things I don't like.

Why should the ultimate prize be that?

 

Explain.

Firstly, if you don't like what heaven has to offer, you're a jackass.
Secondly, if you don't want it, go to hell. Nobody is stopping you.

 

Explain: Six day creation, geocentric point of view, men lack one rib because god turned that one into a woman, etc.

My definition of good isn't skewed - it's what I like. Will there be meat in heaven? I know there'll be meat in Hell.

 

...lol
You won't hunger nor thirst. So meat would be obsolete.
And there will be meat in hell?

 

Religion is all something made up, I mean, someone HAD to have created religion, right? Not like you find golden plate buried *cough cough* But seriously, someone made it up because they could not explain a phenomenal experience. Then other people believe something ELSE, e.g. Little Joe can run cause his mom says he can. Little John cant run cause his mom wont let him. If you know what I am saying I am just saying other people just made things up to suite them because they dont know how to describe science. Yet another reason why religion is backwards in general. People dont want to think that "Little Joe can run" they want to think "Little john can't run." This is why religion is such a ridiculous thing, no one could have explained it back in B.C. so they said "GOD!" NO NOT TRUE!

 

Haha...Yer let's intepret life and religion on an episode of which is portrayed by South Park. South Park is a comedy sketch, not a fucken unbiased documentation of what is true, have you actually studied Christianity?? I bet you haven't...have a gud look mate

 

Many things will be obsolete.
Will I no longer need to think?

 

You're too narrow-minded. You'd cease to exist without such a consciousness. But any sort of "thinking" certainly would be different than our realm of experience.

 

So heaven isn't good by anyone's standards, it's just different.

And hell would be different, but warmer.
(They can't torture you if there's no body to torture!)