Do something with your life - Become one of "The Cruisers" today

Greetings community of people with morals and no desires to scam anyone,

I am bringing you yet another fantastic opportunity to join one of my very own prestigious groups known as "The Cruisers". Tom Cruise is arguably the greatest actor of our generation and we Cruisers believe he deserves to have tribute paid to him. What entails becoming one of The Cruisers you ask? Well it's simple really - all you have to do is upload a Tom Cruise picture as your avatar on our very own Sythe discord.

Something like this:




The Cruisers' Roster: Destination - Cruise Island
@Milotic
@g0nezero
@Talon
@JoshuaG
@Colts7841
@A Broken man
@Rose Gold
@Flights
@Hahanerd
@Captain Mumps


As you can see there are already extremely well respected and established sythe users that have become a contributing member to The Cruisers. Life is all about networking and this is the perfect network to join in order to succeed later on in life. Being one of The Cruisers will raise your profit margins by 40% in your sythe businesses as it has done for the above users.

Here's a testimony from one of our very own Cruisers:

Milotic: "Becoming a cruiser was easily the best decision I've ever made in my life. I am a degenerate staker so that's not saying much but the community is so welcoming and it has done wonders for my business. Anybody would be lucky to be able to call themselves one of The Cruisers."


Examples of people that are the opposite of what The Cruisers strive to be like and who we don't want applying:

Elite Dust


However, there will of course be an application process. Not just anybody can hold such a title. Once our network expands we will spread our influence even further through custom UT's, group chats, etc.



Application to become one of The Cruisers:

Are you respectable like our current members?:
Are you good looking?
Do you have a drive in life similar to that of Alexander The Great's?:
Are you successful?
Do you like Tom Cruise?




I look forward to reviewing the 1000's of applications that will be flowing in. Please know I will try my best to evaluate all of them in a timely manner.

 

I'm not worthy to apply but vouch for @Niki

He rings my doorbell on my stream so that people think I have a social life.
He gave me 3 accounts that I put my rare names onto (he has 2 kids he wont recover)
He pks skillers with me

 

He will recover and sell me the name

 

hey i jst joined the crusiers its so much fun!

 

Thank you for your application abm. You certainly have potential yet your attitude is piss-poor. Also answered no to all the questions which is a bit of a problem. The Cruisers thank you for your time but unfortunately we cannot accept your application.

 

can we see a picture of ur mom i just want 1 for... strictly research purposes

 

We, The Cruisers, as a whole are widely impressed with the drastic improvement in your application and have decided to accept you as one of our own. I will soon pm you accordingly on discord to bestow upon you your new/customized Tom Cruise avatar.

 

pm me on disc i gotchu.

 

You don't need him anymore. You have The Cruisers to rely on.

 

Come cruise in exotic places

 

hello. no application needed for me as i was extended an invitation by both niki and talon which after much consideration i accepted.

 

Are you respectable like our current members?: I'm at a Cruise level similar or superior to current members.

Are you good looking?: I'm so good looking I was turned down for a modelling position for being over-qualified

Do you have a drive in life similar to that of Alexander The Great's?: I have personally conquered several african villages

Are you successful?: I'm very successful, I have shitposted many things on our glorious Discord

Do you like Tom Cruise?: Bitch, I think that I'm Tom Cruise / But bitch I'm Bobby With That Tool

 

me and @Talon have decided to deny you at this time. please apply at a later date.

 

hello fellow cruisers , nice to meet you!

 

It's nice bein' a cruiser

 

Please pm me when you're on discord. Your application is solid and I think there's opportunity for you yet.

 

So I'll repost this here because I think it literally speaks for itself. If you have any doubts in joining the cruisers, please read this carefully.

So, let me just drop you a few lines on why you should become a cruiser and how is life being a cruiser.

Why? Well, your life is about to get so much cooler. Rights, favors, privileges, you name them. Once you're aboard, there is no turning back. Here's an accurate image to help you visualize what I just said :



How's life after becoming a cruiser? Decent if you ask me. Literally everything is on my side now! My neighbors took out the trash for me today, my boss told me I earned a raise, met a new girl on my lunch time and just when I was about to gas up the car, the price dropped!

These are just a few examples as of today. Can't wait to see what life has to offer me now, as a cruiser.

I thank you accordingly for the time you will spend in reading this message and if you have any questions, I invite you to toss me a PM so we can sort things out, but strong evidence will be needed, thanks.

 

All aboard the S.S. Cruise