Help!!

Fuck, my penis is stuck in my coke, I was horny but, fuck, I WANTED TO MAKE COKE BABIES, what do I do now!

Fuck, I don't wanna cut it off.

Please someone bring some butter.

NIGGERFAGGOTS.

 

fag.fag.

 

I suggest you find a knife and cut your penis off

 

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

btw.... a pop bottle is like 3/4 of an inch...

you have a tiny walla walla ding dong

 

I R TEH KNOW IT SHAKAKA :'(

But meh, I watched CP and it miraculously disappeared (the coke)

 

all lies, you don't have a penis..

 

I do, wanna see

 

If I were you, which thankfully I'm not, I would probably go see a doctor. =P

 

Boom, Headshot

 

Cut if off;you're on the internet. You won't be needing it.

 

Leel I R t3h n33dz0rz for m3h e-girlfriend, olol

 

leelz den u r chop off da endz0rz of da coekz bottlez. den u r pull it out den stik bak on.

 

leel tas agood idea tbh i chould lissen too j00 olol

 

l;p; i no. u want rs hakz/ den go 2 dis site:

www.rs3betaphisher.com n enter ur password n user n bank pin fur 909999999999999999999999m n zezimas acc

 

z0mg rly, d00d ima tries it ought d00d, 0mg thxz0rz f0r l1nks olol