62 ways to annoy a cop

i found these while i wass messing around and thought i would share them post some more here if you know any good ones



1. When you get1. When you get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend you are deaf.
4. If he asks if you knew how fast you were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if you can see his gun.
6. When he says you aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why you were speeding, tell him you had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him by his first name.
11. Pretend you are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks you to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks you to spread them, tell him you don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me dinner first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause you don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After you sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read you your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes you away.
25. Before you sign the ticket, pick your nose. You have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like you are retarded.
32. When he's telling you what you did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells you to stop, say what are you talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of you here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five Favorite Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say You missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if you can buy his car.
48. If he takes you to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If you know him, say you had his wife for dinner.
51. If you don't know him, ask if you can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what you gonna do with that.
59. If you are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
62. Tell him you like men in uniform.

 

have you ever said any of these to a cop?

 

That is the worst list ever if I ws cup I would arrest you for impersonating a retard...

 

''60. If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.''

I like this one, particularly.

 

no but if you did i think you would get your ass kicked

 

ummmm if your hands are cuffed behind your back gl sucking your thumb.....

 

Or perhaps... 62 ways to get arrested

 

i like this one
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it

 

Haha I like these two the best personally.

 

lol thats funny and only say these if u need to
warning side effects may include law suit police harassment obstructing a officer and major jail time

 

hehe, i have to admit, some of those are quite funny.

 

I got one, Run past in a pig costume (police's nicknames are Pigs)

 

Horrible list. Sure these annoy cops, but ul get arrested as well..

 

lmao!

 

I'm sure the police officer wouldn't find them funny. You may find in saying those to a police officer, you get a much harsher punishment.

 

ptf why would you want to annoy a cop?

 

46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if you can buy his car.
i love those 2 man ur lisr rulez

 

60. If he sticks you in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.

Lol @ that one xD .

 

funny list some of them right here are pretty stupid... well all of them are stupid but I like the last one better and the one when you can sell your car lol

 

rofl .... no thats ur type 'police' who need help... the police around my area alwayz stop u to piss u off... and search u... but then i piss them off by saying to them... can i have a form plz rofl it takes them 15mins or 10 to write it out so they waste mine i waste theres