Donor Partner

Hail thee Sythe.org cucks, I yargon a proposal for yous.

First off, no offense if you're an actual cuck. Anyhow, I'm a dumb motherflicker with a few monies and I'm tryning to look cooler than @Gandalf the Grey , the poor bastard. Consider this an introduction -- I am an American gold farmer who trades digital currency for a living. I must wholeheartedly thank @Sythe for being a highly ranked business platform, and thus contributing to 100% of my sales (and scams lel) on Sythe. Through doing business on this site, I have been pushed to build a larger scale and more tactful gold mine. This website has also introduced me to cryptocurrency, which has greatly impacted the relevance of my life and my appreciation towards life. While I annoy most people, I tend to inspire people and encourage them to buy a small share of crypocurrencies. I just want to thank everyone who made my experience here complete.

In reparation to this website, I intend on donating a small share of my profits towards becoming a high tier donor on this site. My current goal is to hit $2600 donor by 5/5/18 to become the #3 donor, fair warning to the competition @Arcus Isidar@Travis@inpherus . As of right now, I am seeking someone who will donate along side me to make Sythe a more trusted and productive place, so for every $50 you donate, I will donate a $50, for prizebox purposes of course. This will be done in a team method, where we will discuss the premise of donating and I will donate immediately following your donation. If you're competent, you will know how to communicate with me. PM me about all that.

My background involves inheritance, hard-work, and honesty with the internet and programming as my specialties. My ultimate goal here is to become a bond-holder with my loyalty to the Sythe brand. While controversial, Sythe has opened my eyes up to the real world, while helping my parents with rent fees (lewl) and paying my living expenses (fark Comcast). Not to mention treating my #1 lady to a dinner and the ocassional clothing article. I am an entrepreneur at a heart and I have been provided a virtual marketplace that enabled my success during and post my college education. I want to thank those who have pushed me to succeed in such a difficult market, may we all contribute to the future of living.

Peace and friendship,

Your Nigger

 

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