Funniest joke ever!!!!! XD

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
at him. She says hello.

He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her
from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly,

"No, I'm your son's teacher."

 

Expulsion is not pleased.

 

Its pretty funny but the last part ruined it for me.

Well i would be sharing this with friends.

 

lammmmmmmmmmmeeeee.
go suck a mag, ya bag.

 

well it made me laugh <3

 

didn't make me laugh..

 

funny, but not that funny.

 

I giggled. LOL I love that word giggle...

 

Indeedlious ^.^ it was ok

 

It was quite funny, it was more of a trick joke than a good joke

 

hah pretty funny. i like it

 

Uhh.. its actually pretty lame, sounds like a joke a 7th grader made up.

 

PHAIL! No really it wasnt that great.

 

lol it was pretty good but ive heard better

 

Wasn't the best but not the worst.

 

funny = false;

 

Lol...

 

lol .. funny

 

this made me lol

 

this made me piss my self