Funniest Chat Logs

Post your funniest chat logs from AIM MSN IRC or whatever you use. I just read some old ones of mine and I couldn't stop laughing so I want to read some of yours. I'll post mine after I edit out names.

 

grrdcnnlly (11:49:11 PM): i'm sorry
(11:49:40 PM): no youre not
grrdcnnlly (11:49:40 PM): can you forgive me?
(11:49:46 PM): i almost died tonight
grrdcnnlly (11:49:50 PM): why?
(11:50:00 PM): my friend lance was driving like a retard
(11:50:06 PM): and we almost crashed
(11:50:10 PM): into a curb
grrdcnnlly (11:50:13 PM): that sucks
(11:50:15 PM): at 60 miles an hour
(11:50:19 PM): and it was scary
grrdcnnlly (11:51:10 PM): not as scary as being without you
(11:51:19 PM): ok so this kid wants me to hang out with him tomorrow...and he wants to you know () should i do it? :/
(11:51:27 PM): :\*
grrdcnnlly (11:51:35 PM): umm. picture
grrdcnnlly (11:51:43 PM): and length
(11:51:45 PM): of?
(11:51:47 PM): lol
grrdcnnlly (11:52:04 PM): Alex I'm not going to judge you
grrdcnnlly (11:52:14 PM): at least not in your face
(11:52:21 PM): ah ruuude
grrdcnnlly (11:52:48 PM): what you make your own choices
grrdcnnlly (11:53:07 PM): my whole life has changed since i moved
(11:53:56 PM): how/
grrdcnnlly (11:54:23 PM): mistah f.a.b. and the pack released new albums and i didn't know until know
(11:54:41 PM): how has your life changed?!
grrdcnnlly (11:54:56 PM): that was my life
(11:56:43 PM): what was?
grrdcnnlly (11:56:50 PM): you are
(11:56:59 PM): shutup
(11:57:01 PM): youre gay
grrdcnnlly (11:57:13 PM): that's what i told you but you didn't believe me
(11:57:21 PM): ah
(11:57:32 PM): gerard why are you so difficult
(11:57:36 PM): im falling asleeeeeeep
grrdcnnlly (11:57:54 PM): and you need somebody to sleep with?
grrdcnnlly (11:58:01 PM): or am i just boring?
(11:58:29 PM): no lol i dont need someone to sleep with...i need to go into the other room
(11:58:43 PM): cause i think lance would be mad after driving home all day to see me asleep in his bed lol
grrdcnnlly (11:59:08 PM): you in my bed wouldn't make me mad
grrdcnnlly (11:59:13 PM): if i wasn't gay
(11:59:16 PM): lol
grrdcnnlly (11:59:31 PM): are you realy loling or just saying that
grrdcnnlly (11:59:39 PM): cuz i hate fakers
(11:59:41 PM): no i really am loling
grrdcnnlly (11:59:45 PM): and you seem like one
(11:59:48 PM): couldnt you see me loling?'
grrdcnnlly (12:00:00 AM): does your laptop have a webcam?
grrdcnnlly (12:00:06 AM): then i could
(12:01:36 AM): no
(12:01:40 AM): i got it without one
(12:01:42 AM): i dont need one
grrdcnnlly (12:02:02 AM): so how are you going to make money online by doind camshows?
(12:02:06 AM): i dont think im gonna do it with that kid
grrdcnnlly (12:02:12 AM): good
(12:02:18 AM): good good
grrdcnnlly (12:02:25 AM): then i don't have to think about it when i'm sleeping
grrdcnnlly (12:02:39 AM): i feel like an asshole
grrdcnnlly (12:02:47 AM): i just ruined that kids day tommorrow
(12:02:52 AM): lol why?
(12:03:25 AM): well, hes kinda ruined his own day...the last like 10 times we hung out he hasnt done anything
grrdcnnlly (12:03:26 AM): umm hooking up with alex and not hooking up with alex would make a big difference in my day for me.
(12:03:31 AM): and im like HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
grrdcnnlly (12:03:34 AM): with you?
grrdcnnlly (12:03:38 AM): maybe hes gay
(12:03:40 AM): yeah
grrdcnnlly (12:03:43 AM): hook a brother up
(12:03:46 AM): no hes not
grrdcnnlly (12:03:49 AM): damn
(12:03:57 AM): hes just dumb
(12:04:07 AM): or he really doesnt like me
grrdcnnlly (12:04:07 AM): that's close enough
grrdcnnlly (12:04:21 AM): maybe you should eat strawberries
(12:04:43 AM): no lol
(12:04:47 AM): thats lame
grrdcnnlly (12:04:55 AM): so is haley lame?
(12:05:02 AM): yes lol
=(12:05:05 AM): i wouldnt do that
(12:05:08 AM): thats unhealthy
grrdcnnlly (12:05:14 AM): i'm going to email this message to her
(12:05:41 AM): do it
(12:05:48 AM): shes not really only eating strawberries
grrdcnnlly (12:05:51 AM): do what to what?
(12:05:58 AM): she ate a sandwich today
(12:06:00 AM): so there
grrdcnnlly (12:06:06 AM): i like sandwiches
(12:06:07 AM): do it to me
(12:06:09 AM): hahahhahahaa jk jk
grrdcnnlly (12:06:18 AM): what did you eat today
(12:06:57 AM): starbucks, a sandwich, prime rib, a baked potato, honeydew, and right now im eating cookies that lances mom made for me
grrdcnnlly (12:07:15 AM): i don't think that would taste good together
(12:07:33 AM): lol well then fine ill just save it for tomorrow hahahahahahaha
grrdcnnlly (12:07:42 AM): i won't see you tommorrow
(12:07:44 AM): gerard how old were you when you lost your virginity?
(12:07:45 AM): i know
grrdcnnlly (12:07:50 AM): i'm a virgin...
(12:07:57 AM): i thought you said you werent
grrdcnnlly (12:08:02 AM): my bad then
(12:08:10 AM): lol
(12:08:18 AM): or maybe im not recalling things right
grrdcnnlly (12:08:20 AM): i think you just thought i wasn't a virgin
(12:08:24 AM): maybe i did
grrdcnnlly (12:08:29 AM): i didn't answer the question
(12:08:43 AM): what do you mean?
(12:08:56 AM): well its implied
(12:08:58 AM): so there
grrdcnnlly (12:09:17 AM): i think you just assumed my silence as a yes
grrdcnnlly (12:09:30 AM): you asked me are you a virgin and i laughed
grrdcnnlly (12:09:35 AM): and there was a silence
grrdcnnlly (12:09:39 AM): and you were like
grrdcnnlly (12:09:41 AM): omg
grrdcnnlly (12:09:46 AM): and i started laughing
grrdcnnlly (12:09:54 AM): and you walked away
(12:10:08 AM): ok whatever
(12:10:13 AM): that counts
grrdcnnlly (12:10:14 AM): why?
](12:10:25 AM): i was just asking
grrdcnnlly (12:10:27 AM): did you want to know about my sexual exploits?
(12:10:30 AM): is that illegal?
grrdcnnlly (12:10:37 AM): no just wondering...
(12:10:38 AM): i was just curious
grrdcnnlly (12:10:42 AM): me too
(12:10:56 AM): im a virgin!
grrdcnnlly (12:11:04 AM): ummm....
grrdcnnlly (12:11:15 AM): oral is still oral sex
grrdcnnlly (12:11:19 AM): =p
(12:11:30 AM): i dont give. hell to the no.
grrdcnnlly (12:11:46 AM): Congrats!!!
(12:11:52 AM): ?
grrdcnnlly (12:11:53 AM): neither do i!
grrdcnnlly (12:11:59 AM): that might be a problem
(12:12:04 AM): lol
grrdcnnlly (12:12:16 AM): we better flip a coin
(12:12:26 AM): we will have to later
grrdcnnlly (12:12:31 AM): ok
(12:12:37 AM): i g2g say something about lance to people lol
(12:12:40 AM): ttyl
(12:12:41 AM): <3
grrdcnnlly (12:12:44 AM): bye
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Anyone seriously gonna read that. I got 10 lines in and gave up.

 

Oh man, how I love Finniscool and Samus.

 

That was the part I probably should have cut out. Read the rest,

 

Check sig.