[FML] I think i got this chick pregnant... [help!]

So me and this girl started hooking up a few weeks ago and had sex a handful of times. I always wore a condom and was as careful as i could be. One of these times we were both pretty drunk and the condom broke when we were going at it. We knew it happened but didn't think much of it at the time. In any case we got into an argument a week or so later and haven't talked in a lil while. but i wake up to a txt today "should i be worried about that condom that broke, txt me when you can" so im like bugging tf out right now. I thought she was already on her period n shit and thats why she was being so bitchy recently. As far as i know she is like me and doesn't want anything to do with a baby atm. im just fucking in panic mode and she hasn't answered me back yet. this is the last thing i wanna deal with, like fml we stopped talking to each other and everything cause im over her crazy ass then this. i hope shes not preggo, theres no way in hell that shits going down, idk why shes asking me if she should be worried like bitch you know your body you tell me FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

EDIT: #TRIGGERED

 

haha

 

Welcome to the real world.

 

drop a coat hanger at her doorstep.

 

this fucking sucks ass, its only been a few weeks so if she is preggers that shit is going to be borted big time. shits gonna fucking cost me my arm and dick tho

 

im about to flee the country, like wtf why is it that every girl i slam has to not be on birth control

 

'this shit is going to be borted big time'

 

but tbh i feel you man, i went through a similar scare when i was younger. Wish you the best dude.

 

what happened in your case? like im too nice of a guy, imma offer to buy her a test. and we'll go from there, if she is ill go 50/50 on the pill. just sucks like i feel bad for her, i could just be over reacting and she could get her period n stuff. but i dont fuck around with this shit, gotta figure stuff out sooner than later

 

i post memes when im anxious and scared, its my only copping mechanism

 

my gf missed he period 2 months in a row while we were still in high school. Sparing the other details, I was freaked the fuck out.

 

it sucks cuz like i was just messing around with this girl and for a short time, never really felt any feelings for her. but i know she liked me alot. its even worse because we decided to cut off what we had and stop talking, now this is gonna be super awkward and depressing

 

your dad can't get pregnant

 

emphasis on this part of the post

 

slammed that puss big time hardcore like 7 separate occasions. this happened like the 3rd or 4th time

 

The only thing broken in here is not a condom, it is your dignity.

 

im never laying pipe again

 

you seem to have missed the joke

 

thread is fake-- no one on Sythe has sex with girls.