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What's the difference between Zezima and a refrigerator ?
When you pull the meat out of one, it doesn't fart.

 

ok heres a geography lesson (DONT SAY THIS IN SCHOOL I GOT SUSPENDED)...
If Russia attacked Turkey from behind... would "Greece" help?

 

ok i have 2 jokes just for fun first one is:

a guys in a bar with all his buddys in the bar and he has to go pee real bad, so he walks into the washroom. a holy preist walks in behind him, so theyre both at the urnal and the guy turns and glances down at the holy preist. He knoticed that he had a nicorette patch on his dink. So he asks "I thought those were supposed to go on your arm not your dink!" the preist replys" works for me, im down to 2 butts a day"

My friends dad told me that 1
2nd one:

a pirate walks into a bar with the steering wheel in his pants, one of the bartenders asks the pirate, "uhh why do you have a boat steering wheel in your pants, the pirate says" ARR ITS DRIVIN ME NUTS!"

i laughed at that

 

ok imma tell use a joke... reply on my thread if u like

wat do u call a blonde skeleton in the closet
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last years hide n go seek winner


roflmao

 

lol ur all narbs

 

your mommas ass is so harry it looks like don kings about to jump out and say only in america

 

A cat falls into a pool, a rooster laughs.

Moral of the story? A wet pussy makes a happy cock!

 

"My best friend licked my wenis today and he didn't even know."

 

LAME joke.

what do micheal jackson and mcdonalds have in common??















they both put there meat inbetween 10 yr old buns.!

HAHAHA




eat shit that joke owns.