My Day - Probably The Most Awkward Moment of My Life...

True story.

I'm 14, my brother is 20... You'll need that information later on in my story.

Today, we went to the Fair. It was UT and the OU game day.

Me and my brother went to get on the Ferris Wheel (you don't go to the fair and not get on the Ferris Wheel)... Anyway, it holds 4 people. Me, my brother and these 2 ladies (They were both about 27 and 30) shared one cart. So we start to go up, and one one of the ladies says "you want a joint?" (NOTE: about 5 months ago, I was caught smoking weed, and I get drug tested at various times now... So no more smoking for awhile). So, I tell them that I was caught so I don't do that anymore, and my brother took one.. (He doesn't care..). So that was that.. About 1 minute later, the other lady says, "So what do ya'll do for fun? Do ya'll jack off or do the real sex?".. THAT'S when it started to get a little bit awkward... We kinda just blew it off in a way that answered her question but didn't really... So we talked about normal stuff for about another minute when they ask for a picture with us (probably not a good idea, but meh..). We agreed. After that, they asked for a picture of our crotches (I swear to you.. They weren't fucking joking...) We said we couldn't... Lol... By this time, we we're about 3/4 of the way around, and one of them goes (talking to the other one), "Well, aren't you gonna flash them?" (again, they were serious)... Luckily, the ride ended at that time... (NOTE: they weren't hot.).. We didn't give them any information about where we live and all that stuff though... I'm glad that Ferris Wheel is fast because they might have asked if we wanted a BJ or something.... They asked for our MySpace, but we blew it off... At the end of the ride, she said to the ticket guy "one more time".. But he said no, I was like.. "hell yes.. Thank god" (didn't say that out loud...)...

I'm used to being hit on by younger chicks, but 30 years old just isn't my type...

So yeah, there's my day for you...

EDIT: Oh, I forgot about the best part. She tried to hook me up with her niece... >.>

 

hmm, that's a pretty strange story.

 

Lol, stuck on a ferris wheel with two 30 year old ugly chicks that where high, drunk, and they think that they were going to get something out of you guys. Thank god the ride ended, must of seemed for ever.

 

pretty akward what kind of town do you live in?

and just a ps with your drug test problem,

before you smoke weed keep some of your urine in a bottle for a test in the future ;] works like a charm for me

 

30? Ewww...
Switch those digits around and I'm lovin' it!

 

Should of boned them.
Milfs are the way to go, haha

 

lol I would of done anything for them

 

@Skate - Boy, you don't know how happy I was...
@Mcnugget - Wow, smart... Never would've thought to do that...
@Cruel - That made me lol irl..

Juven, They weren't that hot lol... Otherwise, well... You know...

 

Cruel I luv your replies more than any other person, they always put a smile on my face

 

shoulda just bitchslapped them hoes ya kno?

 

Jesus Christ, you're 14, and got put through that?

 

If only the damn ride broke down at the top

 

Strange... Was her niece hot? xD

 

lol she tried to hoop you up @_@

 

LMAO, imagine that hahaha
thats pretty weird man, especially for
older women.

 

Hell, I'd so bang the 30 year old with a strap on, gotta love them older!! xD

14 year old - 30 year old, ohh how that'd be good experence.

 

That is simply fucked. I don't even like girls any more-they're pains in the ass, I can only imagine what it must have been like for you.

You should have gotten their email and continually run a bombing script lol

 

Are you going Monk?

 

If her niece was hot, I would've hooked up with her.. But yeah...

 

Buh dah buh buh buh have it your way

wait a minute..