You may be addicted to the irc if.

YOU MAY BE ADDICTED TO IRC IF: You type faster than you think You can read the cast names that scroll on your TV at the end of a movie You dream only in "text" format Nothing's happening, but you don't want to leave for fear you'd miss something You spend at least 30 minutes saying goodbye to everyone on line You stop speaking in full sentences, or use short choppy ones You have a vanity car tag with your nick on it Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL" In the real world your first thought upon seeing a pretty girl is to "msg" her You go up to people you're attracted to at parties and ask them for their GIF You become insanely jealous of anyone hitting on your cyber-love You prefer watching TV with the closed captioning turned on When someone says, "What did you say ?" you reply, "Scroll up !" You know more about your on-line friends' routines than you do your family's You have an identity crisis if someone is using a nick close to your own You change your nick so much that you have to look to see who you are You can type messages while you are on the phone and carry on two conversations Your dog leaves you You sign on & get 10 msgs from people who have you on their notify list You wish you had an ignore button that would work in real life You bring a bag lunch & a cooler to the computer Your S.O. kisses your neck while you're on-line & you think, "cyber-perv" Your notify list contains over 100 people You have to inject no-doze into your butt to keep it awake You have no idea what time it is Your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you ever had You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo You're seeking an on line psychiatrist to treat your IRC addiction Someone online says they gotta pee, you ask them to go for you, & think they can You've yet to see anything funny at all in this list.

http://kaila.pl/humor/ircadd.htm

Enjoy.

 

L0l, I like "When someone says, "What did you say ?" you reply, "Scroll up !" the most. They're all funny. Next time better organize your post plz, easier to read

 

make them each on a separate line, but still hella funny

 

i woke my dad up laughing at that one lol

 

I've had a dream about the IRC before.

Damn. Perhaps I need a break. >.>

 

"Nothing's happening, but you don't want to leave for fear you'd miss something"

That's me tbh :S leel

 

"You wish you had an ignore button that would work in real life"
its happened.

 

lmao rofl josh that will be pathetic...but i was imagining all like in rs...lmao..imagining everything in irc more worse =o...black and white... 'LOL'

 

Hahahah.

 

Atomicker, this is ridiculous!
Go on a holiday. A long one.

 

uh oh ... thats all ima say

 

Very funny haha

 

funny as