Who has read the bible

Anyone that thinks they understand the whole Bible.... You're idiots. How about you explain the book of Revealation to the world, eh?

 

Some random Arab finds some opium and sees some freaky stuff on his trip I guess. I don't really see why a benevolent God would give you a book knowing that you couldn't understand it.

 

"Some English guy discovers that monkeys and humans have thumbs, so the monkeys MUST have turned into humans at one stage"

 

Cough backed up by scientific evidence despite however much you try to deny it cough.

 

LOL, nobody can with-out sounding like a idiot anyway... All of the world powers are suppose to collapse or go to war... Then a demon should show itself, and before we destory the Earth the demons will show themselves in the shapes of mystical creatures. Then angels are suppose to come down and kill all...

Now I sound like a retard don't I... LOL

 

No, I haven't read it and I doubt I ever will. I don't even have the Bible at my home.

 

Ever thought of the fact that it might be a metaphor?

 

Never even thought of reading it..

 

Boom Headshot my thoughts exactly, When it didnt have Commander keen or something big hero destroying Zombies or Aliens or something race that im not aware of with the rocket launcher well... You get my Drift. I Hate reading and i will probably pick it up and then when im bored after a sentence I will watch a movie or something. OH shit the bible on cd... Now thats for me.

Better yet...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYr3JuueF4

 

read chunks of it, not the whole thing. the old testement is kinda fun with all the sex and violence

 

when i was 8-11 i did now im 14 XD

 

Most of it is, like the bible says there will be 7 lamps with 7 fires burning... The 7 lamps represent the world powers... Other times it does say demons will apear with three heads, 1 with a snake, lion and forgot the last one and it will take and then be knocked off of its thrown.

 

What book and chapter is that

 

I'm not finished with the bible, but i am reading it.

 

I've read it.

 

I've actually read it all pretty much and one persons interpretation can be totally different to another persons. To be honest I am an atheist and I do not believe in a higher power, but I know the bible can teach a lot of worthwhile life lessons. What I do hate is Christians that preach their interpretation or their beliefs and do not accept anyone else's or at least respect them.

 

I like the last part "and doesnt accept anyone elses religion" oh how I know alot of people who do that.

 

No offence, but ive tried reading the bible, its way to hard.

 

i went to catholic school for half a year and lemme tell u..IT BLEW

 

I have read the bible a few times in my life. Not as much as i would have liked to so far.


*Unbanned finaly*