Who has read the bible

The first time I read the bible I was so confused... So I had to do research to understand. I wanna know who hear has read the whole entire Bible. Also if you are religious did you read the bible once then say, "I understand everything in here..."

 

I've read it a few times. Quite possibly one of the most disturbing books I have ever read.

 

Same here, did you get confused the first time you read it?

 

The first time, I was only 12, so yes, I was very confused.

 

I'll be honest if i was to try reading it, i would fall asleep after the first page.

 

Phil, that is quite literally what happened to me.

But it was quite late, so you know.

 

I read the little books with a lot of pictures about God making everything untill I was like 11, I thought it was so simple, then my grandmother bought me a real bible and I was so sad and confused.

 

nah way too lazy to read it.

 

I once started reading it, but i quit after the first 100 pages .. I guess im too lazy.
Maybe i'll do it in the future.

 

I used to read it quite frequently during the religious period of my life. Now I can barely pick one up without either laughing or being disgusted.

 

Yes.
Once.

I wanted to understand the opposition (I was also bored).

 

Yes, and i understood most of it, which scares me cuz i was only 12

 

Yes I've read it, used to read a chapter a night when I was younger. Didn't understand most of it until I got older.

 

nope haven't really opened a bible, how many pages does it have like 1k or something?

 

I've read the whole thing, though obviously I did quite a bit of scanning.

 

It seems just like I thought... Most didnt read it at all or all of it and those who did read it laughed at it. LOL

 

well you can read the bible but its not a book. its not made to read page by page its meant to jump around. but if you understand it enough then you can read it like a normal boof

 

Only reason you have to jump around is to explain a line out of the bible with another line out of the bible.

 

I've read it all once, very interesting, and yes, a bit confusing.

 

ya it is lol. its is cool on how he kills all the gays by sending the rocks outta the sky. i read that story so many times