Funny thing on Zybez

I just found this on zybez, they were talking about runescape ending in the thread and some smart ass posted this. Original thread: http://www.zybez.net/community/index.php?showtopic=910427&st=120&start=120

Kinda of funny read:

You are all delusional. Runescape can end suddenly and abruptly with the following. A lawsuit, a multimillion dollar lawsuit.

I have decided to take it upon myself to sue Runescape for one of the following reasons.

1. Sexual Discrimination
-How come boys can't wear girl clothes and girls can't where boy clothes?
There is one reason why, Runescape HATES people that are unique and different.

2. Runescape caused physical and mental harm to me
-I grew up as a Christian, but after a month of Runescape I converted to Zamarockism. I soon learned Zamarock is based on....
SATAN! Runescape is responsible for me losing my soul and my mind spiritually. Furthermore, I walked by someone playing Runescape at the library on my way out, I turned my head to look at their screen as I walked out, and I got hit by a car. I expect Runescape to pay for my medical bills as well as compensate me for damages gained because of my injury, IE loss of work.

3. Runescape is dangerous to play while operating heavy machinery
-When you take medicine that makes you sleepy it warns you not to operate heavy machinery. I looked high and low on the Runescape website and found no such disclaimer. As a result, I was playing Runescape using WIFI on my laptop while operating the forklift at work (I work at Home Depot), without going into too much detail...they basically need to build a new Home Depot. I have also been suspended without pay indefinitely.

4. Runescape encourages violence through animal cruelty and homicide
Killing bears to level? Killing ducks, chickens, cows, snakes, monkeys, and everything under Gods green earth just for the sake of a few XP points? Most players don't even use animals as a source of food; they take the bones and bury them but leave the meat to rot in the dirt, how wrong is that? In addition, possibly the most abused person in Runescape is "Man". Man is a carbon life form that lives and breathes just like the players, so what makes him different? Nothing. He has been singled out and considered an acceptable target for cold blooded murder just for the XP.

I hope to gain approximately a net compensation of at least 30million dollars after court and lawyer fees. Runescape will be unable to recover from such a lawsuit (much like American tobacco companies) and will be forced to drop F2P and increase membership to 100USD a month. Only a few die hard players will actually play still and they won't be enough to support the game. Runescape will turn its servers off approximately six months after my lawsuit.

FAQ
1. Jagex LTD is located in Britain, how will you(an American) ever get them into court?
Statutory long arm gentleman, statutory long arm.

2. You say you’re going to sue Runescape in the beginning. How is that possible?
What I mean is, Runescape the game is responsible for all the hardships I have endured. I' am really suing Jagex LTD for creating Runescape and for their negligence in placing proper warnings and precautions.

That pretty much sums up the end of Runescape as we know it. Be sure to be on the look out at your local bookstore for my new book "Runescape and How it Ruined my Life" ISBN-13: 641-1452974698.

DISCLAIMER@
All the above is just a joke. In no way, shape, or form do I think Runescape is responsible for any hardships I have endured in my life. I do not plan on suing Jagex LTD or any person, or company affiliated with them for any reason. The above is meant merely as comic relief and cannot be reposted anywhere without this disclaimer.

©TheBlogIKeepMeaningtoMake, 2007-2008

 

You are one hell of a funny guy, i heard this was posted on the runescpae forums by "Mod Steven" Jagex LTD saw this as a top joke, keep them coming!

shadow-legion

 

so funny i almost blinked...

 

It's so funny, I forgot to laugh.

 

it's funny, but i didn't "lol"

 

I read the whole thing. That's saying something.

 

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agreed... thats not that funny

 

Its good, A bit funny but not hahahahahahaha funny

 

/Agree with everyone else

 

yeah, that is saying something.