Not showing up to work

Just saw this, haven't been prowling the off-topics lately. Yeah I think Hong Kong Express is a CA only chain. Their food is decent but not at all unique- just fatty and copious

Great go-to for an excuse because everyone in the area has eaten there

Yeah but I'm a generally healthy, young male who has never missed a day before. I feel like the key to a good lie is in the details

I'll let you know when I'm not a student and have the ability to live and work from home and home alone :'D

Hahhahahahahaha I would expect nothing less Flex



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My friend got out of work one day by telling his boss that

 

Stop with work and become a drug dealer.

 

I dont know .. I grandmother got hit and i wanted to help?