Beware of Girls!

One day, a girl, 16yrs old, heard from her mother that if she does a regular prayer for 4 yrs, a divine "Angel" would come to her in her dreams & give her 3 boons. So she decided to do it. She completed 4 years successfully, doing prayer regularly.

Now it was a day for "Angel" to come. So she slept earlier with thoughts in her mind to ask. And, really an "Angel" comes in her dreams. Now this is the dialogue between them.

Angel: O Girl, you prayed to me regularly within last 4 yrs, so I am very very happy with you. I will complete any of your 3 wishes. You can ask anything you like, but there is one condition.

Girl: Condition!, what is that?

Angel: You have a boy-friend?

Girl: Yes.

Angel: When you were doing a prayer, he was waiting for you, so he also sacrificed same as you. Moreover, he didn’t know anything about boon and all, so he is also eligible for the boons. So whatever you will ask, he will get 10 times more than that of you. If you are agreed, then proceed for the 1st boon.

Girl: (After thinking for some time …): Yes, I am ready.

Girl: 1st, make me 10 times richer than the richest person in the world.

Angel: But your boy-friend will be 10 times richer than you.

Girl: It’s OK.

Angel: Be as you wish!

Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful girl in the world. Angel: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most handsome boy in the world.

Girl: It’s OK.

Angel: Be as you wish.

Angel: Now the last boon remains.

Girl: O Angel, please give me a MILD HEART-ATTACK.

Angel: What? Are you sure!

Girl: Yes. Very sure!

Angel: Be as you wish.

Think friends, what happened to her boy-friend, he got a severe heart-attack & died at once, while the girl remained alive. Thus, the girl became the world’s most beautiful girl and the richest one, too.

Moral of the story: So intelligent the girls are! Girls are really more intelligent than we believe about them to be. So be careful boys!

Now, girls please stop reading … boys scroll down…

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Dear boys, don't worry, actually what happened is something different than what you all think! Actually, the girl’s boy-friend got a heart-attack, 10 TIMES MILDER than that of the girl. So the boy-friend lived longer than the girl, being world’s richest and the most handsome boy.

Moral of the story: Dear boys, the girls are not really that much intelligent than what we believe them to be. So don't worry if you think that you have girl-friend, intelligent than you.

Hey….I told u girls not to read…

Just for fun with truth…

 

An odd story, interesting nonetheless.

 

theres a joke about something like this but wateva the guy gets his wife gets 2x as much i'll tell it

a guy was in a bar an has a few drinks when he walks out to the car park he see's a lamp in he bushes, so he walks over an grabs it an rubs it and a genie comes out an says

Genie: i'll give you 3 wishes but wateva you wish for your wife get 2 times as much

Man: ok, my first wish i wish for a farrari (suck at spelling)

Genie: ok you got a farrari now your wife has 2

Man: oh shit, ummm for my second wish i wish for 10million dollars

Genie: ok you got 10million dollars in your bank an your wife has 20million dollars

Man: oh shit!, ummm for my third wish can you beat me half to death (theres the end of it, do you get it?)

 

Yeah thats the one ive heared

 

i like it lol

 

lol never heard it before tbh

but it's a good joke ^.^

 

hahaha
A giggle

 

"Girl: 2nd, Make me 10 times more beautiful than the most beautiful girl in the world. Angel: But your boy-friend will be 10 times handsome than the most handsome boy in the world."

Wait up if the boy gets 10 times more than the girl and the girl wants to be 10 times more beautiful then the boy will be 10 times more handsome then someone that is 10 times more handsome.

I realize this is just a joke but if I don't point out its plot holes who will

 

I think I've heard a story somehwat like thi sbefore

 

you DO realise this is a pointless chain message..

 

berson you bastard you stole my avy idea.

anyways i liked that, but how do you know the girl dies before the guy?

 

Serriously how do you know she dies?

 

theres tons of these jokes with this format

 

~``~::SpReAd ThIs LeTtEr To 20 PeOpLe Or YoUr CrUsH wIlL kIlL yOu iN tHe NiGhT::~``~

 

Lol, dumb chain letters. *Invisions a mod moving to spam*

Etc

 

o jeez man. didnt noe u had myspace man, thats cool man. u can copy bulletins man, cool man. o man dats cool man. damn man, man.

 

crazynesss!!!!

 

wtf??? I put it up for a laugh not to get flammed. Piss off you no life nerd that gets his highs from abusing other ppl >.> By the way, i didn't get it from myspace -.-

 

i hate chain messages

 

Silly 12 year olds and their Myspace bulletins..