Decent edgy yew cutter?

im looking for something that cuts and banks edgville yews and
-can avoid ents
-has at least a small antiban
-has an antirandom that runs when it sees your name / logs out when it finds you've been tellied somewhere or something else good
-has a boxsolver

sorry to be demanding although i am a scar scripter myself I find that many of the srl procedures never worked and my own were extremely crappy