Curt's Runescape Story Day.1

Alright, so I was at training my fishing and cooking at Barbarian Village, so I can make lobs in F2P wild.

I just finished cooking around 400 trouts and 200 salmon and headed to Edgeville.

I saw a level 80 female named 'PKN K1M' or some shit like that, and she was making fires and cooking her fish right outside the bank.

I thought to myself, Hey how convenient, a fire right outside of a bank! I can finally cook my fish stress free!

For around 5-10 minutes, I've been taking 3 steps back and forth to cook my shrimp.

A few minutes after the awesome smell of my shrimp, the level 80 firemaker talks to her 'level 80-90' friends right outside the bank.

The fires were gone!

I went up to her, and said: "Hey lady!, make me my ****ing fires!", she rudely replied: "stfu"

So I thought to myself, (what a fucking whore). And chopped my own trees and made fires outside the bank to cook.

Another 5-10 minutes later, after cooking my fish on MY OWN FIRES, a level 40 comes up to me, and says, "Hey fight me noob, it's Kim".

She had around 4-7 pker friends around her, cheering her on.

I was like, oh this bitch wants to get rocked.

So I deposit my fish, and try to pull out my mage outfit, but my bank is too full to deposit. Minutes go by as I attempt to get the proper inventory and armor.

I ended up wearing a mage outfit with a Rune Scim. I was holding some runes, strength potions, and swordfishes. Gotta love them fish.

As we walk north of Edgeville, we find this place called 'The Wilderness'. I was told we can attack each other from the depth of 'The Wilderness' and the differences of our levels.

The stupid skank was wearing a pink skirt, robe, and a rune scim.

We were in level 2 wilderness with her level 43 friends all over her. She was level 40 and I was level 41.

The place was packed, around 7 people in a 4 by 4 stepunit. It's like the guys just wouldn't restrain themselves!

Anyways, I ask the guys to move aside so we can fight, they all chant 'You're a ******! Fighting a girl!' and 'GO KIM!!'

Took them around 30 seconds to move just 1 step away from her so I can see.

The bitch was yelling at me, calling me a wussy to skull or some shit, what the fuck is skull.

Anyway's, god told me you can attack in 'The Wilderness' so I started attacking her with my Rune Scimitar! I drank after my first hit and started hitting 13's and 14's on her. She kept eating, then hit me down until I felt very weak. But I had the smell of swordfish on my back, so I ate it! And two of those made me feel healthier than ever! I kept attacking her and she was always bloody low, but the fat bitch just kept eating and eating! After I attacked her one more time with the scim, I casted a Fire Blast at her, and she got hit 12 damage! She fell to the floor and the Grim Reaper raped her.

After I killed her, these level 42's and 43's started chanting, "BOO!" "NOOB!" "YOU USED MAGIC CHEATER" "YOU KILLED A GIRL". I picked up most of the girls lobbies, pots, and the most important thing, pink skirt and robe.

I wore the robe, and said "HEY, IM A GIRL, DO YOU LIKE ME NOW??"

The crew decided to duel! We went up 2 levels and I started whoopin ass on this pure.

I kept casting magic, but my heart rate monitor increased by 14 everytime he slashed me. I felt really hungry so I ate swordfishes and kept attacking him! He ran with low health, and yelled "SAFER NOOB!".

What the hell is a safer noob?

They all run away as I head back to the bank, and cook my own fish.

While I was cooking, I crept in regret of no longer having a crazy lady make fires for me outside of the bank, until god told me I was able to cook lobster!

I reached for my pants, and yanked the log off switch and lived happily ever after.

 

holy shit! quite an adventure.

please post moar for tomorrow?

 

Lol,nice story

 

haha, i like the beginning alot! Nice Write more diarys

 

Interesting.

 

ahahah! im actually laughing

 

LOL! That fat bitch just kept eating
-.-

 

ooohh
PMSL
Quite Funny
Please Post More Curt

 

Lmfao. I loved it. Write more

 

lolz u made that story funny

 

thats funny you gotta post more tomorrow?

 

Amazing Curt. Just..simply amazing.

 

Since when do you play runescape?

 

wow awesome... please post more tomorrow ...

 

wow gr8 story this is y curt is the man

 

jitaywh its a acronym no just random ledders <.<

 

very nice story curt,specially the ending
Cheers!

 

dude thats was amazing... nice cant wait for tommarows

 

ROFL that was a funny story. Is it a true story?

 

lol, Nice story.